*looks at microphone* hmm well..

How does a bird get wings?

First he gets real quite and sneaks up on the bird....

*sips drink*

When do anteaters have eight legs?
When there's two of them.

Two anteaters watched in amazement as a shooting star flashed across the sky.
1st anteater: Wow! I wish I could fly like that.
2nd anteater: You would, if your tail was on fire.

Customer: Could I have a pound of ants for my anteater please?
Pet Shop Owner: I'm sorry, we don't do exchanges.

Slips into the crowd with my drink before more booing starts.