Ask the Edster?

[catnapper]

Ed,
Why must cats make humans suffer the cold shoulder after we do important things like brush them or trim their nails?

Another related question:
How long is a proper cold shoulder supposed to last?

[slick]

Edster:

I humbly ask thee....

Why is it that you think we hoomans need to keep warm by having you lay on our heads on the hottest day of the year?

Why do you choose to sleep on the couch on the coldest day of the year when we hoomans needs your warmth?

**bows to the sacred one**...I am not worthy, I am not worthy

[RICHARD]

Edster:

I humbly ask thee....

Why is it that you think we hoomans need to keep warm by having you lay on our heads on the hottest day of the year?

Why do you choose to sleep on the couch on the coldest day of the year when we hoomans needs your warmth?

**bows to the sacred one**...I am not worthy, I am not worthy

Slick,

Ed says,

Laying on your head is merely a way to transfer brain signals to you hoomans.
We have been trying to get you to learn the "way of the cat" for centuries.
We are still trying!

Aha, another hooman foible!
Yoiu want our warmth but yet you to refuse to submit to the biscuit making and 'bladder laying', then you have to get up to pee...I cannot answer that, you hoomans are to finicky.



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Ed,
Why must cats make humans suffer the cold shoulder after we do important things like brush them or trim their nails?

Another related question:
How long is a proper cold shoulder supposed to last?

CN,
Ed says,
Can you spell Diva or Prima Donna?

We don't like the extra attention you pay us....we can groom ourselves and why do you think you have expensive furniture? To keep our nails short!

We can take care of ourselves, Thank you very much.

A cold shoulder lasts until we need something, Like a scritch, food or water...

no longer that four hours, at the most.

[cassiesmom]

Ed, has your person ever used "alternative" filler - wheat, pine, recycled newspaper pellets etc. for your cat box? Could you offer an expert opinion? I am the personal servant of a furry fussbudget who dislikes clumping litter. It gets between the toes, you see. She's okay with regular filler. I'm looking for input about clay alternatives.

[RICHARD]

Ed, has your person ever used "alternative" filler - wheat, pine, recycled newspaper pellets etc. for your cat box? Could you offer an expert opinion? I am the personal servant of a furry fussbudget who dislikes clumping litter. It gets between the toes, you see. She's okay with regular filler. I'm looking for input about clay alternatives.

Ed says,

This is one question that I cannot answer...My hooman uses clay only.
with baking soda smell stinker stopper....

Jonny cat with Arm and Hammer works the best for me....I do love to use the box and then climb over my dad's head so he can smell the soda..

[catfamily]

This thread needed my full attention.So I had to make a pot of coffee,sit,read and enjoy
Tell Ed I said Hello and that my girls are always asking for him

[cassiesmom]

Ed, Cassie said to tell you the advantage of leaving a hairball on a clean floor is that you get to watch your hoomin clean that spot again. She thinks hairballs are better left on carpet, though. Makes for a more energetic reaction from the hoomin getting out the bottle of carpet cleaner.

[RICHARD]

This thread needed my full attention.So I had to make a pot of coffee,sit,read and enjoy
Tell Ed I said Hello and that my girls are always asking for him

Thanks for the thoughts and he E\dster sends his greeting to the girls....

No decaf for him.....He loves his rocket fuel!

Cassiesmom,

The Edster loves to see his dad go ballistic and keep a clean house.




Joycenalex,

Ed says...

Well,
The good stuff makes the me go wacky too....Think about that steak or favorite food you love so much.....

It's actually the thought of getting a 'fix'...Most junkies have to do it themselves. When you can get high by just sitting next to the storage bin and begging, what else do you need in life?

Someone to change the litter in the box and feed ya?