Thursday's 189 - time for cyber-hugs

[RICHARD]

Good heavens, you're right! I think I'll stay here.

If ya happen to see a cow, farm implements or a lady driveing a broom stick pass your window.....get a bucket of water and get yer "ruby reds' on.....

Done?

Gini,

High Chocolate? I think you mean CHOCOLATE MARTINI.. Do you think we can get Edwina's Secretary's to bring Don or the recipe?

Done?

Catland,

Who would believe us anyway?


LIz, Congrats!

You may be buying but what are YOU having?

DONE?


Everyone,
This round courtesy of the smiling lady over there!

LH,

I don't blame you for not wanting to even try!

One Bailey's done!

Speaking of batteries, Last time I went to the Large Chain Hardware Store
I bought a package of 36 AA batteries......

Now I have abour 10 things that require AAA batteries....


WR,
One Bailey's?

DONE!


Hi Oggy....
LOng time!!!
You get one shot of Bailey's !!

Done!


And for my next politcally incorrect funny, Long Ranger and Tonto joke...

The LR and Tonto are trapped on a small hill by hundreds of screaming Inidans looking to kill them.

The Lone Ranger screams at Tonto,

"Tonto, We are trapped on this hill....It's only a matter of time before we run out of bullets and we are killed what are we going to do???"

Tonto tuns slowly and looks at the LR and says...

"what do you mean by WE, White Man?"

I know, I know.......I heard that joke years ago.....






LOH,

Careful......We do need a 'stock room person' around here!
Only because I can never find my glasses and am too busy trying to figure out why I have a 'Hole in the ground' on my back side!

Mario, is that your idea of a joke!


Dorothy,

Do me a favor...can you put on this black and white striped shirt and see what is going on at Gini and LH's table?

PLEASE?

I was going to suggest some kind of game, like arm wrestling, to settle that, but sinve the Sergeant HAS Arms.....it would seem a bit unfair, eh?


DJ,
Spoken as a true fan!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

LOH,

Careful......We do need a 'stock room person' around here!
Only because I can never find my glasses and am too busy trying to figure out why I have a 'Hole in the ground' on my back side!

I don't know if I would want that job. It doesn't require going into the L+F does it?

[RICHARD]

I don't know if I would want that job. It doesn't require going into the L+F does it?

Naw, that's why I am here...

Fire and Chocolate, DONE!

[davidpizzica]

RICHARD, I'll sacrifice myself and become the thursdays stock-up man. I can have Orc as a bodyguard if I need to make a journey into the unknown L & F!

[gini]

Oh no, David - don't go near the L&F. I heard some really strange noises coming out of there earlier this morning. And even now - don't you hear those tinkling of bells followed by a loud CLUMP!!!

Barkeep - how about a nice tall rum and coke with a generous slice of lime to tame this Friday afternoon of work!!

[Killearn Kitties]

Are Santa and his reindeers in the Lost & Found?

It's late on a Friday night and I seem to have a cold coming on. How about a nice hot toddy to help me sleep?

[RedHedd]

How about a nice hot toddy to help me sleep?

Oh Wow! Is Toddy here too? Yes, he does look hot! He should help you feel better in NO time!

[davidpizzica]

Are Santa and his reindeers in the Lost & Found?

It's late on a Friday night and I seem to have a cold coming on. How about a nice hot toddy to help me sleep?

Karen, you're right! I thought I heard the faint echo of a "ho ho ho!" from there!

[TamanduaGirl]

oh I almost missed my cocoa well I found a suitable joke
Why doesn't an anteater ever get sick? Because it's filled with anty-bodies.

[Lady's Human]

Let me be the first to say BOOOOOOOOOOOO....Hisssss

Welcome....you should fit right in!

[gini]

Ah, no - give that girl a huge hot cup of cocoa with whipped cream and chocolate shavings on top!!

(anty bodies - groan)

[TamanduaGirl]

Ah, no - give that girl a huge hot cup of cocoa with whipped cream and chocolate shavings on top!!

(anty bodies - groan)

Keeping me busy so I don't tell any more?

Oh and is my sig to tall? I could maybe try them all side by side instead, for scrolling ease.

Ah whipcream can't resist *slurp*

[Karen]

I PM'd you about your signature graphic, thanks for asking. Just finished a mug of hot chocolate, this is the coldest night we've had in these parts for a long time.

Okay, anybody wanna wrestle the bag of marshmallows away from Mario?

[DJFyrewolf36]

I would get the marshmellows from Mario, but he looks so darn cute cuddling with them!

Anty-bodies....groan lmao

[Dorothy39]

Dorothy,

Do me a favor...can you put on this black and white striped shirt and see what is going on at Gini and LH's table?

PLEASE?

I was going to suggest some kind of game, like arm wrestling, to settle that, but sinve the Sergeant HAS Arms.....it would seem a bit unfair, eh?


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Will Do Richard ( hope it's not too large ) I always have a bucket of water handy, and, of course, I wear those Ruby Slippers at all times ( wanders over to Gini and LH~)

DONE!!!