Thursday's 189 - time for cyber-hugs

[Lady's Human]

DJF, you're poor attendance lately may require another joke.

Don't worry about Orc, the worst he's going to do is if Mario gets hold of his remote he'll break into a cross between break dancing and the jitterbug until the batts run out on the remote.

[DJFyrewolf36]

DJF, you're poor attendance lately may require another joke.

Don't worry about Orc, the worst he's going to do is if Mario gets hold of his remote he'll break into a cross between break dancing and the jitterbug until the batts run out on the remote.

Oh ok...I have a couple of groaners for you all, courtesy of Ahajokes.com

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.

When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.

( yeesh!)


Here are some of my favorite Laws of Cat Physics (complete list: CLICK HERE)

Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

howz that for a re-entrance fee?