Thursday's 189 - time for cyber-hugs

**Lady's Human** · 12-07-2006, 09:28 PM

I'm Sharing! I'm just not sharing as much as Gini wants!

**DJFyrewolf36** · 12-07-2006, 09:52 PM

Heya Richard, I'm not saying a DARN thing about them "hawks" until they come back from this weekends game with a big fat WIN! I have to root for them doubly this week because if they lose to the Cards I think my poor mom will have a heart attack.

Or at least need some sort of breathing treatments

I'll take whatevers on tap (no no not YOU mario!)

I don't think Ive been properly introduced to Orc yet, my Thursdays attendence has been poor (that thing called "life" keeps interfearing with my time

anyone else have this problem?) Hello, Mr. Orc, are you a nice Orc? All the orcs I've encountered over the years have tried to bludgon me with big sticks but I'm willing to base every encounter off of trust (so please keep the big sticks away from me

)

Congrats ReddHedd and Lizbud!!! *big HUGS* the C word doesn't have to mean horrible things and life does go on, thanks so much for reminding us ALL of that! *HUGS again* Have a pair of drinks on me! (Mario, get BACK here with my wallet!)

**Lady's Human** · 12-07-2006, 10:11 PM

DJF, you're poor attendance lately may require another joke.

Don't worry about Orc, the worst he's going to do is if Mario gets hold of his remote he'll break into a cross between break dancing and the jitterbug until the batts run out on the remote.

**DJFyrewolf36** · 12-07-2006, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by Lady's Human

DJF, you're poor attendance lately may require another joke.

Don't worry about Orc, the worst he's going to do is if Mario gets hold of his remote he'll break into a cross between break dancing and the jitterbug until the batts run out on the remote.

Oh ok...I have a couple of groaners for you all, courtesy of Ahajokes.com

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.

When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.

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yeesh!)

Here are some of my favorite Laws of Cat Physics (complete list: CLICK HERE)

Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

howz that for a re-entrance fee?

**Sevaede** · 12-08-2006, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by DJFyrewolf36

Heya Richard, I'm not saying a DARN thing about them "hawks" until they come back from this weekends game with a big fat WIN! I have to root for them doubly this week because if they lose to the Cards I think my poor mom will have a heart attack.

Or at least need some sort of breathing treatments

I'll take whatevers on tap (no no not YOU mario!)

I don't think Ive been properly introduced to Orc yet, my Thursdays attendence has been poor (that thing called "life" keeps interfearing with my time

anyone else have this problem?) Hello, Mr. Orc, are you a nice Orc? All the orcs I've encountered over the years have tried to bludgon me with big sticks but I'm willing to base every encounter off of trust (so please keep the big sticks away from me

)

Congrats ReddHedd and Lizbud!!! *big HUGS* the C word doesn't have to mean horrible things and life does go on, thanks so much for reminding us ALL of that! *HUGS again* Have a pair of drinks on me! (Mario, get BACK here with my wallet!)

I know how you feel! My magely characters have gotten smacked by a few Orc (and Drow! Darn them!) in their time.

Here, here! Congrats Redhedd and Lizbud!

*spins in circles*

**Oggyflute** · 12-08-2006, 03:53 AM

G'day all,
Maybe I'd better tell another 'admission' joke.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They've set up their tent, and they have fallen asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend, saying "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "I see millions of stars Kemo Sabi."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Tonto you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

Maybe a little shot of Baileys please?

**Lady'sOtherHuman** · 12-08-2006, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by Lady's Human

I'm Sharing! I'm just not sharing as much as Gini wants!

Now, now play nice or else I will have Orc separate you two! Ugh! LH you cannot hoard the whole case of Bailey's you can take one bottle and leave the rest behind the bar where it belongs.

I need a cookie and some hot cocoa

Orc let's get this fire going. It's very chilly in here.