Thursday's 189 - time for cyber-hugs

[Sevaede]

Okay ladies and gents. How is this one..

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy. The pirate has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a eye patch. The guy next to him looks at him and says "wow,you must of been throgh a lot of adventures,how did you get your wooden leg?" So the pirate says "Well I 'twas out at sea and fell into the water and a shark bit off me leg." "Wow!!!" "So how did you get that hook?" "Well" says the pirate,"it was a nasty sord fight with Black Screwy Joe,and he cut off me hand." "Interesting," said the man. "and your eye patch?" "Ahh," said the pirate "a bird pooped in me eye." "I don't understand," the man said. "Arr," said the pirate "it was me first day with the hook."

[davidpizzica]

Wenisrubber, with that entrance joke you'll fit right in with this crowd! I'm cookng a fresh batch of hot chocolate and coffee for the morning people to drop in. Mario, don't you think that santa suit is a little TOO big?!

[Killearn Kitties]

Oooo smells good, David. Could go some of that hot chocolate right now. After three magnificent bright sunny days, our rain is back this morning. Grey, grey and more grey!

Happy Thursday everybody! Cyber hugs all round.

[RICHARD]

Mario, Where did you get that scone?

Dainty napkins and finger sandwiches?

(the scent of tea gently wafts thru the room.....)

Fi Fi Fo Fum.....I smell cinnamon rolls by the TON!

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I miss a few Thrusdays and the place become a TEA ROOM, Nothing wrong with that...But this place has a reputation!


Hi everyone....

Thank you for opening CL......

Hi new people...

Thursdays isn't a real place.....it's a concept!

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Before I forget...


A man walks into a bar and sits down...The patron hears a small voice that says, "Good Afternoon! Nice Suit!"



The parton THinking that the bartender is talking to him says, "Thanks!"

A few seconds later the same voice says, "Hey that's a nice tie!"

The patron notices that the bartender is at the other end of the room and talking to another guy, mumbles "thanks!" again.


Now really confused, the parton hear that voice say, "that is REALLY a nice shirt..."

The patron is looking around the bar when the bartender comes up to take his order.....The patron tells the bartender about the voice he has heard making comments about his attire.

The bartender, without missing a beat, tell the patron, "The voice? Those are the COMPLIMENTARY peanuts....."


Ba dump!

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[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Awwwwwwww, hot chocolate!!! Gimme one with extra whipped cream on top, please!!
Good jokes!!

[Killearn Kitties]

Complimentary peanuts! I love it.

So can I have some brandy in my hot chocolate please. It is after 5 here!

[RICHARD]

I forgot to take drink orders.

Karen,

That Peterson ug soiunds like a wrestling hold. Your spine is realigned and your ribs creak!

Catland,

I just brought some firewood to the back door, sit down and relax...let me!

WR, Hot Cocoa?

DONE!

Tam,

One HC... on the way!

DONE!


LH, Would you be interested in the Sergeant of Arms position here at Thurdays? It may be a RIR but you covered the description quite well?

Start with a Bailey's? and ???

DONE


Hi , DJ..

What about them "Hawks?

One HC? DONE!

HI LOH,

Cocoa and cookies? DONE!

David.

An HC and good vibe for your knee!

DONE!


Thanks Redd.
Thanks for saying they were Rolls, not Buns!

I was ogling them pretty heavily!

HI Tray!

One HC!
DONe!

H gini..
HC and warm cookies? DOne!


Hi KK....

What's this about a tornado in England?



Yikes! hugs to everyone out there!

Want and HC?

DONE!

M&I and HC with some WC on the top?

DONE!

[Killearn Kitties]

Hi KK....

What's this about a tornado in England?

Good heavens, you're right! I think I'll stay here.

[gini]

Hey, the barkeep got in early this morning - good to see you Richard.

Yup you turn your back and here we are having HIGH CHOCOLATE (as opposed to High Tea).

It's Mario's fault - you know how he gets................

[RICHARD]

Good heavens, you're right! I think I'll stay here.

If ya happen to see a cow, farm implements or a lady driveing a broom stick pass your window.....get a bucket of water and get yer "ruby reds' on.....

Done?

Gini,

High Chocolate? I think you mean CHOCOLATE MARTINI.. Do you think we can get Edwina's Secretary's to bring Don or the recipe?

Done?

Catland,

Who would believe us anyway?


LIz, Congrats!

You may be buying but what are YOU having?

DONE?


Everyone,
This round courtesy of the smiling lady over there!

LH,

I don't blame you for not wanting to even try!

One Bailey's done!

Speaking of batteries, Last time I went to the Large Chain Hardware Store
I bought a package of 36 AA batteries......

Now I have abour 10 things that require AAA batteries....


WR,
One Bailey's?

DONE!


Hi Oggy....
LOng time!!!
You get one shot of Bailey's !!

Done!


And for my next politcally incorrect funny, Long Ranger and Tonto joke...

The LR and Tonto are trapped on a small hill by hundreds of screaming Inidans looking to kill them.

The Lone Ranger screams at Tonto,

"Tonto, We are trapped on this hill....It's only a matter of time before we run out of bullets and we are killed what are we going to do???"

Tonto tuns slowly and looks at the LR and says...

"what do you mean by WE, White Man?"

I know, I know.......I heard that joke years ago.....






LOH,

Careful......We do need a 'stock room person' around here!
Only because I can never find my glasses and am too busy trying to figure out why I have a 'Hole in the ground' on my back side!

Mario, is that your idea of a joke!


Dorothy,

Do me a favor...can you put on this black and white striped shirt and see what is going on at Gini and LH's table?

PLEASE?

I was going to suggest some kind of game, like arm wrestling, to settle that, but sinve the Sergeant HAS Arms.....it would seem a bit unfair, eh?


DJ,
Spoken as a true fan!