PotC addicts

[GreyhoundGirl]

(he he, sorry, I probably won't return the favour. I'm a POTC line hog!)

Jack hiding behind Liz) I knew you'd warm up to me. Commodore Norrington, my effects please... And my hat!... Commodore!... Elizabeth. It is Elizabeth, isn't it?

Elizabeth) It's miss Swann.

Jack) Miss Swann, if you'd be so kind. (she takes effects from Norrington) (Jack grabs gun and points at her head) And now if you'd be very kind. (she puts on his sword, hat and other stuff) Easy oin the goods, darling.

Elizabeth) You're dispicable.

Jack (love this part...)) Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.

Jack still) Gentlemen, M'lady, you will all remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

(releases her and pushes her away, Drops anchor which swings him up onto a beam, he then swings around, avoiding their shots)

Gov Swann) Now will you shoot him?

Norrington) Open fire!

I'm so excited!! Only 2 days left!!! (Fangirl squee!)

[dogzr#1]

(Jack is swinging around) Agh!!! Woah!! (He lands on this little platform thingy with a rope going across to another platform thingy. He uses his irons and slides down them) (He starts to run across the bridge)

"After him men"
"Gillete, Captain Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I'd hate for him to miss it"

*In the town*

"Look lively men"

*Jack goes into Mr. Brown's smith shop*

[GreyhoundGirl]

*sees drunk Mr Brown asleep in chair. Pokes him (did you notice: his fingers look really long in this scene. ) to see if he'll wake up. Turns around...

Jack) Whoa!

*he continues sleeping

Jack sets to work, first trying to remove the irons with a hammer, then getting angry because he can't break them. He sees the gears, so pokes (no animals were harmed in the making of this film ) the donkey with the hot thingy, which moves the gears. He puts the irons in them and they break. Will enters and Jack hides. Will sees Mr Brown

Will) right where I left you. (sees hammer that Jack left out) not where I left you. (notices Jack's hat, reaches for it...) (Jack puts sword on Wills hand.)

Will) You're the one they're hunting... The pirate.

Jack) you seem somewhat farmiliar, have I thretened you before?
Will) I make a point of avoiding farmiliarity with pirates
Jack) ah, well then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record, so if you'll excuse me (bows and begins to leave)

[xcolbi]

Will grabs a sword and points it at Jack.

(Jack) "Do you think that's wise boy? Crossing blades with a pirate?"

(Will) "You threatened Miss Swann."
Jack runs his sword blade across Will's.

(Jack) "Only a little."

Start battling with the swords.

[GreyhoundGirl]

(I figured it would only be a matter of time untill you saw this. lol )

(they parry)

Jack) You know what you're doing I'll give you that much. Excellent form. But how's your footwork? If I step here... very good. And now I step again.

(If you are watching the deleted scenes he says "and now...we circle, like dogs, we circle." Had to say that because it refers to dogs. )

Ta. (jumps up to door. ) (will shoots sword into door, pinning it shut) (Jack studies it for a moment and then grabs it and attempts to pull it out, unsuccessfully )

Jack) that is a wonderful trick, except, once again, you are between me and my way out. and now, you have no weapon.

(will reaches for red-hot sword, they fight again) (Jack rids will of his sword, will grabs another)

Jack) who makes all these?

Will) I do. And I practise with them... three hours a day!

Jack) you need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practise three hours a day is that you've already found one. And are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're now a eunuch, are you? [looks down LOL]

Will) I practise three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

Hold up there Michelle, you're getting carried away...

[dogzr#1]

(They continue swordfighting and move onto a little cart thingy. Will gets his sword tangled in Jack's irons and then stabs the beam above and Jack gets stuck. Jack hits a loose board, knocking Will back. Jack then pulls himself up and is tugging at the sword. It gives way and launches Will onto a beam thingy. Will cuts a sack of...things (dont know what's in it ) and also launches Jack onto the beam. They battle on the beams and then Jack loses is sword and tries to leave, but Will does this cool little flip thing, but Jack is a step ahead of him and blinds Will with dirt or something and kicks away his sword. Will then picks up a hammer or tong or something and is prepared to fight, but Jack takes out his pistol) (gawd, that was hard to write! XD)

Will- You cheated
Jack- Pirate (Hears the men coming closer) Move away
Will- No
Jack- Please move!
Will- No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape!
Jack- (cocks (sp?) pistol) This shot was not meant for you
(Will lowers his weapon slightly and is looking behind Jack with a bewildered face. Mr. Brown smashes his bottle of rum over Jack's head, making him drop to the ground)

Sorry, got a little carried away there. XD

[GreyhoundGirl]

Not as carried away as me! lol.

Norrington) Excellent work Mr Brown you've assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive

Brown) Just doing my civic duty, sir

Norrington) Well, I trust that you will all remember this as the day the captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. take him away.

[dogzr#1]

*End Scene*

*goes to jail where prisononers are whistling to a dog that has the keys*

Prisoner- Come here boy. Want a nice juicy bone? Come here. Come on!
Jack- You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move.
Prisoner- Oh excuse me if we havent resigned ourself to the gallows just yet.

*Back in Liz's room* (Maid puts a bed warmer thing under Liz's covers)

Maid- There you go miss. It was a difficult day for you I'm sure.
Elizabeth- I suspected Commodore Norrington would propose, but I admit I wasn't entirely prepared for it.
Maid- I meant you being threatened by that pirate. Sounds terrifying!
Elizabeth- *hesitates a bit* Oh yes, It was terrifying.
Maid- But the Commodore proposed, fancy that. Now that's a smart match miss, if it's not too bold to say.
Elizabeth- It is a smart match. He's a fine man. One that every woman would dream of marrying.
Maid- Well, that Will Turner, he's a fine man too.
Elizabeth- That is too bold.
Maid- Begging your pardon miss, it was not my place. *leaves*

(Liz takes out the medallion and is looking at it and a nearby candle goes out)

[Aspen and Misty]

I've only watched the movie once, but I'm enjoying reading through this thread. I'm surprised to see that you guys can acctually recite the whole entire movie. You must be the biggest POTC fans out there.

Ashley

[*iluvskipper*]

WOW thats crazy.

[GreyhoundGirl]

Hehe. Waste of brain space, that's what my mum says.

[will is hammering sword, he looks in desserted street and sees cat running.]

Gouveneur) Has my daughter given you an answer yet?

Norrington) No, she hasn't

Gouveneur) well, she has a a very trying day. Ghastly weather, don't you think?

Norrington) bleak, very bleak

Gouveneur) (hears cannons) what was that?

Norrington tackles him) Cannon fire! Return fire!

Jack) (is sitting in jail cell, hears cannon fire.) I know those guns... (looks out window) It's the Pearl!

Jail-dude) The Black Pearl? I've heard stories, she's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.

Jack) No survivors? Then where do the stories come from I wonder.

(Jail dudes look confused.)

Anyways, I'm just taking a break from POTC 2. But I've had my break... back to it!

[GreyhoundGirl]

You gonna say da next one?

[dogzr#1]

Woops, hadn't noticed you had replied! XD

(The Black Pearl is shooting cannons at Port Royal and vice versa. Pirates are coming up onto shore in long boats. Will gets some weapons and heads out the door and throws his hatchet/ax thingy into the back of one of the pirates. Lots of fighting starts)

Norrington- (shouting) Sight the muzzle flash!

Other Soldier dude- aim for the flashes!

Norrington- I need a full strike, for and aft! Mr. Stevens, more cartriges! (cannon comes really close to hiting them) Govenor! Barricade yourself in my office! *Govenor doesn't move* That's an order!

[GreyhoundGirl]

doorbell rings, bulter goes to answer

Elizabeth) Don't!

(after what she did in the third one, I wouldn't listen to her either... )

He does anyways

hello, chum (shoots him)

Elizabeth screams a very painfull high pitched scream

Estrella) Miss Swann! they've come to kidnap you!

Elizabeth) What?!

Estrella) you're the governours daughter

Elizabeth, trying to sound brave like Will) They haven't seen you, hide and the first chance you get run to the fort.

[dogzr#1]

*Elizabeth runs into a room. Pintel and Ragetti follow her. Liz wacks Pintel on the head with a bed warmer. She tries to do the same with Ragetti*

Ragetti- Gotcha! *Liz opens the bed warmer, all the coals inside fall on ragetti*
Ragetti- Ouch! It's hot! She burned me!
Pintel- come on!

*Liz runs out to the stairs but is blocked by Pintel and Rags. A shandelier falls and Liz runs to a door. She blocks the door with this candlestick thing so that they cant open it. She runs to try to grab a sword from this thingy but the sword wont come out. Pintel and Rags start bashing down the door and Liz runs to hide*

Pintel- We know you're here, Poppet.

Rags- Poppet...

Pintel- Come out, and we promise we wont' hurt you.

Rags- Eh? *Pintel rolls his eyes and Rags smiles*

Pintel- We will find you Poppet. You've got something of ours and it calls to us... the gold calls to us. *sees a messed up corner of the rug by a cabinet*

Pintel- Hello Poppet. *opens the doors*

Liz- Parley!

Rags- What?

Liz- Parley! I invoke the right of parley! According to the code of the bretheren, set down by the pirates morgan and bartholemew, you have to take me to your captain.

Pintel- I know the Code.

Liz- If an adversary demands Parley, you can do them no harm until the parley is complete.

Rags- To blazes with the code!

Pintel- *Angrily* She wants to be taken to the Captain! *calls down* And She'll go without a fuss. We must honor the code.