(smiles and nodds) "no"

"Like I said there's no real ship as can match the intercepter."

(notices Jack on board Intercepter) "Hey, you! you don't have permission to be abord there, mate"

"I'm sorry, it's just... it's such a pretty boat... Ship."

(I'm not cheating either)

(BTW, I call dibs on the dishonest part and the "for havin' such a bleak outlook on Pirtaes you're well on your way to becoming one" parts. Those are mine! )