Oh Bowser, you and your siblings are such goofy kids! Deer burgers... yum!
Mom to 8
Oh Bowser, you and your siblings are such goofy kids! Deer burgers... yum!
~Kimmy, Zam, Logan, Raptor, Nimrod, Mei, Jasper, Esme, & Lucy Inara
RIP Kia, Chipper, Morla, & June
Captain,Ruby&Murphy's Mum
Oh Bowser - you sure are a darlin story teller ....
M!
"No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."
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Bowser what a story... those deer burgers do sound uhh... tasty.
Furry PiLLarz
Bowser here ...
WHY do I keep gettin the Short Sticks to match my short legs?
It's rainin this mornin when we go fur the Outie ...
So - WHO getz tied wiffa front porch Tether - yup - ME.
And WHO getz told ta "Stick Close" and sent out loose - yup - ole Klipp & Klopp!
No sooner is da door closed than they lookit each udder an *DASH* off towards
the Deer Deli across da road inna Woods! ... HEY - Bring me back a take-out order!
They must be physic - onna way back when New Dad pops open the door an
"wunderz" where they are ...
He only sees em appear down by da road - NOT across ta road comin out of the Deli.
They onlee got *hollered at* a lil bit.
"So - where's my Take-Out Order, guys?"
"Oopsie - we musta furgot ta order fur ya Bowz ... so sorrie!"
"NUTZ!"
The Dad Guy was a lil *tense* over findin Dumm & Dummer down by da road -
so ebberbuddie crowded inna puter room ta try to warm up da ole Guy.
All wuz phine till ...
"*pfffft!*" (frum under the puter desk - where SmokeMutt wuz layin!)
Dad: "WHAT was THAT!??
Dead Silence from the assembled FurKids ...
Cinder: "OMG! Does that STINK! --- SmokeMutt - WHAT did you eat!?"
Bowz: "Gud Grief! I'm goin out inna hallway where da air's better!"
SmokeMutt: "wow! Makes yur eyes watter, duzint it!? Musta been da Deer Fritters frum the Deli!
<gasp> Wunder if Dad will notice?"
A Moment Later ...
"OMG! - WHO made the Dog Phart!!??
--- Ewwww - SMOKEEEEE - You **STINK**!"
Smokey: "I guess he noticed."
After da next "pfffft!" da SmokeMutt got banished to the dining room ...
KAT vacated the dining room table shortly thereafter -
and gave a Durty Glare at Dad when da Kat fled into da bunkroom!
Eee-Yiipes! - He's been "*pfffft-ing*" ALL afternoon ... nebber knew he
could store THAT much <gas>!
<Memo to Self> Avoid the Deer Fritters!
/s/ Bowz
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
Phred, does this mean he is just "frittering" the day away??
I'm just your imagination
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Everybody needs a Lillie
Bowser, I'm posing as "Slim" on Pet Talk~
It's really me , Dorothy39~ yeah, the power is out up yonder and I'm using someone else's computer~
I knew I could'nt turn my back on you mutts for very long~ What with a Deer Deli down the road a ways.
Thank-You Bowser , for taking me to the "laughin Place"
walks with ghost dogs
bowser, i feel your pain. and you never met my brother....alex the wonder dog, seems like him and smoke got something in common. regards, princess peanut, dainty paws of north columbus...Eee-Yiipes! - He's been "*pfffft-ing*" ALL afternoon ... nebber knew he[/i]i]could store THAT much <gas>![/i]
/s/ Bowz
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