Oh Bowser, you and your siblings are such goofy kids! Deer burgers... yum!
Oh Bowser, you and your siblings are such goofy kids! Deer burgers... yum!
~Kimmy, Zam, Logan, Raptor, Nimrod, Mei, Jasper, Esme, & Lucy Inara
RIP Kia, Chipper, Morla, & June
Oh Bowser - you sure are a darlin story teller ....![]()
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"No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."
Bowser what a story... those deer burgers do sound uhh... tasty.
Bowser here ...
WHY do I keep gettin the Short Sticks to match my short legs?
It's rainin this mornin when we go fur the Outie ...
So - WHO getz tied wiffa front porch Tether - yup - ME.
And WHO getz told ta "Stick Close" and sent out loose - yup - ole Klipp & Klopp!
No sooner is da door closed than they lookit each udder an *DASH* off towards
the Deer Deli across da road inna Woods! ... HEY - Bring me back a take-out order!
They must be physic - onna way back when New Dad pops open the door an
"wunderz" where they are ...
He only sees em appear down by da road - NOT across ta road comin out of the Deli.
They onlee got *hollered at* a lil bit.
"So - where's my Take-Out Order, guys?"
"Oopsie - we musta furgot ta order fur ya Bowz ... so sorrie!"
"NUTZ!"
The Dad Guy was a lil *tense* over findin Dumm & Dummer down by da road -
so ebberbuddie crowded inna puter room ta try to warm up da ole Guy.
All wuz phine till ...
"*pfffft!*" (frum under the puter desk - where SmokeMutt wuz layin!)
Dad: "WHAT was THAT!??
Dead Silence from the assembled FurKids ...
Cinder: "OMG! Does that STINK! --- SmokeMutt - WHAT did you eat!?"
Bowz: "Gud Grief! I'm goin out inna hallway where da air's better!"
SmokeMutt: "wow! Makes yur eyes watter, duzint it!? Musta been da Deer Fritters frum the Deli!
<gasp> Wunder if Dad will notice?"
A Moment Later ...
"OMG! - WHO made the Dog Phart!!??
--- Ewwww - SMOKEEEEE - You **STINK**!"
Smokey: "I guess he noticed."
After da next "pfffft!" da SmokeMutt got banished to the dining room ...
KAT vacated the dining room table shortly thereafter -
and gave a Durty Glare at Dad when da Kat fled into da bunkroom!
Eee-Yiipes! - He's been "*pfffft-ing*" ALL afternoon ... nebber knew he
could store THAT much <gas>!
<Memo to Self> Avoid the Deer Fritters!
/s/ Bowz
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
Phred, does this mean he is just "frittering" the day away??![]()
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Oh, my goodness!!!! Makes my eyes water just thinking about it!!! oh, wait, they are watering becausing I'm laughing my head off!!! Gas masks anyone?
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No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Bowser, I'm posing as "Slim" on Pet Talk~![]()
It's really me , Dorothy39~ yeah, the power is out up yonder and I'm using someone else's computer~
I knew I could'nt turn my back on you mutts for very long~ What with a Deer Deli down the road a ways.
Thank-You Bowser , for taking me to the "laughin Place"
bowser, i feel your pain. and you never met my brother....alex the wonder dog, seems like him and smoke got something in common. regards, princess peanut, dainty paws of north columbus...Eee-Yiipes! - He's been "*pfffft-ing*" ALL afternoon ... nebber knew he[/i]i]could store THAT much <gas>![/i]
/s/ Bowz
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