Bowser needs Prayers ... Old Age is catching up ...

[Dorothy39]

What a great Up date about our Bowser!!!!

Yeah, that canned steak sure looks ugly to us, but it tastes good to you Bowser, so wolf it down!!

I'm so glad to know that you're bouncing back fella!!!!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Bowz here ...

Wish he'd take a "chill pill" an not look out da windows so much!

I FINALLY got offa da durn frunt porch tie-out line aftur he noticed our favorite
"Deer Dump" inna road ditch was all cleaned outta deer burgers.

What he DINT notice wuz da Hunter Guys got anudder deer or two over inna Publik Huntin Grounds
rite across da street frumma Ranch an "field dressed" em inna woods.

Well ... lemmie tell ya - fresh deer "stuff" ketches our attensuhn purdy quick!
We wuz takin an Outie an Klip & Klop took off onna dead run across da road into da woods.
I get slowed up wiffa short legs da start wiff, then da durn Bum Foot/Leg thing
makes travel a lil slow ... an ole Eagle Eyes wuz *watchin* out the window ...
he sees da white underside of my fluffie tail *wavin* down by da road.

Dumm Me - fur some reason I *pawzed* when I heard him *HOLLERIN* ...
even dummer - I came back towards da Ranch ...
(truth be known - I couldn't tell where Klip & Klop had GONE ... figgered he'd
come trailin me ... so I just came home.)

Then he startz *HOLLERIN* fur da udder two - who were chowing down on the
fresh "stuff" they'd found inna woods. Now Dummer (aka SmokeMutt) - who tries to Do No Wrong -
just about *panicks* when he hears Dad callin whilst he's bein NawTee.
He still hadda drippy deer burger inna mouff when he got to the frunt porch!

"BAD DAWG! Get your butt inside! ... Where's Cinder!?"

Cinder heard allua commotion an decided to put on her Sneaky Pawz an did an end-run
to come outta da woods across frumma neighbors an sneak back behind da howze.
She got back super late - but Dad couldn't prove she'd been munchin deer burgers.

Ebber since - I gotta wear the Tether Line; Dumm & Dummer gotta go out wearin the *flashin lites* anna *cow bell* - and WUN atta tyme.
They've STILL made da mad dash over to the Deer Shoppe inna Woods a kupple tymes ...
Bus Driver sure getz RED inna face when dey *pop* outta da woods!

Hope he furgetz ta *klip* the Tether wunna these daze --- I asked da udder guyz ta
leave a bit of deer burger fur me.

/s/ a Hopeful Bowser

[Dorothy39]

Yeah Bowser, I'm keepin track of you fella!!!

You are certainly one deer sniffen dog!!!! and, I can actually see you trotting on down the road toward the Deer Diner!!!

You really have a hold on me Bowser!!!