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  1. #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by slick
    Moff, I've always wanted a juicer but with all the ones I've seen, you have to take the time to cut everything up before putting it in. Such a pain in the rear. Can you stick the carrots in whole???

    Oh yes, fresh juice over here please, and thank you. Can Mario make some cherry jooozze??

    Oh dear, I just had a flash back of the beloved Klam Juz....
    Yep, you can put the carrots in whole but you need to chop the tops off. You only need to chop stuff up that won't fit in. I think apples may fit in that thing fine.

    Mario, how about making some grape juz instead? Cherrys need to have the pits taken out and we don't want you throwing those around the bar again. Most things don't need the seeds taken out except peaches and cherries and I think watermelons.

    Hey, not gonna me no klamz gettin juzed in my new juzer!!! I'm not sure the odor would ever wash out!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Well this is a fine howdy doody ~ I'm back from a weird journey and find screaming klamz and someone carrying a billy goat, mario driving a mini aston martin and chopped off carrot tops *and I thought I had been in a weird place before, honey... this has them all beat* Love to you all, I've missed you. I'll need to take a while to get back in the water but it's a start

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    Quote Originally Posted by lbaker
    Well this is a fine howdy doody ~ I'm back from a weird journey and find screaming klamz and someone carrying a billy goat, mario driving a mini aston martin and chopped off carrot tops *and I thought I had been in a weird place before, honey... this has them all beat* Love to you all, I've missed you. I'll need to take a while to get back in the water but it's a start
    Now see what happens when you aren't here to keep us in line?
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    MY BLESSINGS:
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    We need to be kept in line? MOFF, how could you?

    Hey, could you help me here, I have all of these KLAMZ stuffed into the machine and it won't start. In fact, I think it mumbled something about me being very stupid!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gini
    We need to be kept in line? MOFF, how could you?

    Hey, could you help me here, I have all of these KLAMZ stuffed into the machine and it won't start. In fact, I think it mumbled something about me being very stupid!!
    No, never stupid, just misguided!!! See it's a fruit and veggie juzer not a klamz juzer. It was saying "what ever am I supposed to do with this stuff?"

    Of course we need to be kept in line. How else can we line dance?
    If we dance in a circle that's called a square dance - go figure!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    MY BLESSINGS:
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    Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip

    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

    Frankie

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Kept in line ? This crew?


    Keep dreaming, Moff.


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    Hey, I am heading over to #187 - hear they have a turkey in the oven - and Mario is out of control.

    Now, can I walk in a straight line to #187????

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