Thursday 186 -Blonde, James Blonde

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Then sadly, you need not bother to run out to see this one. No cool gadgets to speak of, no appearance by Q even, the only cars are "Hi, I'm an obvious Product Placement Car!" and the names are not even creative.

I have no issue with James Bond being blonde, by the way, that doesn't matter to me one bit.

Blueberry tea, please!

What kind of Bond movie doesn't have Q, no gadgets, and no creative names? I'm definitely going to pass on this one.

[slick]

**knock knock knock**
**peers through the window**

Gee, I guess no one is here tonight. Hmm, they probably have a life, unlike myself.

**walks up to the bar**

Let's see now, what do I feel like. I've had company over today and now I'm ready for bed. Perhaps a shot of Brandy will do.

I think I'll grab seat beside the fire and sip on my nightcap. Ahhh, that's better.

**gazes into the fire and ponders inevitable destiny**

[Edwina's Secretary]

inevitable destiny

I know them! That's the newest girl group, right?

[Randi]

Ahhh, that's just what I need after a hard working day - a Bond movie, a brandy and some popcorn! ... Does it go togerher. Honestly, I can't remember when I last had popcorn. Note to myself - I must go and get a packet so I can make some!

I definately prefer Sean Connery as Bond too! Oh, did I tell you, while John and I were in Ibiza, we walked down a quiet street in the Sa Penya area one afternoon ... there he was, sitting outside a cafe with his spanish wife. There was hardly anyone around (siesta). I do regret I didn't go and ask for his autograph.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Not a Bond fan myself but GUESS WHAT???

My bro (yep the one who bought me the house) just sent me a big old Jack Lalanne juicer. Now we can have fresh veggie or fruit juice at the bar. I love fresh carrot juice. That thing is so big, I could juice and entire watermelon if I could fit it into it.

[slick]

Moff, I've always wanted a juicer but with all the ones I've seen, you have to take the time to cut everything up before putting it in. Such a pain in the rear. Can you stick the carrots in whole???

Oh yes, fresh juice over here please, and thank you. Can Mario make some cherry jooozze??

Oh dear, I just had a flash back of the beloved Klam Juz....

[cyber-sibes]

Uh, I think I'll skip the clam jooze, but a glass of fresh juice sounds good here, too. I used to make juice every morning, but now I'm old and lazy. So has anyone here actually seen the new Bond flick?

[Cinder & Smoke]

Can you stick the carrots in whole???

Oh dear, I just had a flash back of the beloved Klam Juz....

KLAM Juze??

Does someone want Klam Juze?

I'll run over to Ye Ole Klam Shoppe and pick up a Bucket-o-Klams ...
Will the Juze Grinder handle them OK *IN* the shells?
Be a lot quicker & easier!

[Blue_Frog]

Oh dear, I just had a flash back of the beloved Klam Juz....

Klam Jooze makes all the difference in a Caesar (is it too early in the day for one of those?) ... it just gives a little oomph thats missing from a Bloody Mary. If you can get your hands on a bottle of Motts Clamato (basically Tomato Juice and Clam juice), and some vodka, and worstishire, and some pickled beans for garnish, you've got yourself one good drink Oh, plus celery salt rimmer on the glass and ice too.


BTW, where is this orc, and should i be carrying a stick, or a billygoat or something?
oh wait, thats for trolls...

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Moff, I've always wanted a juicer but with all the ones I've seen, you have to take the time to cut everything up before putting it in. Such a pain in the rear. Can you stick the carrots in whole???

Oh yes, fresh juice over here please, and thank you. Can Mario make some cherry jooozze??

Oh dear, I just had a flash back of the beloved Klam Juz....

Yep, you can put the carrots in whole but you need to chop the tops off. You only need to chop stuff up that won't fit in. I think apples may fit in that thing fine.

Mario, how about making some grape juz instead? Cherrys need to have the pits taken out and we don't want you throwing those around the bar again. Most things don't need the seeds taken out except peaches and cherries and I think watermelons.

Hey, not gonna me no klamz gettin juzed in my new juzer!!! I'm not sure the odor would ever wash out!!!