What a special kitty you are, Roy, and so helpful! I'm sure that your mum and dad are always grateful for your help with their practical projects. You are obviously an accomplished workcat.

I think it is outrageous that you got no presents at your party the day you arrived, but perhaps now that you are Cat of the Day, people will realise how deserving you are of presents and all that attention that is going.

Many, many congratulations, Roy! Enjoy your day in the spotlight.