joke thread

[anna_66]

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

[flamepony12]

I thought this needed to be bumped up.. too funny. I have a joke to add as well. Not sure if this has been posted yet.

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During the war in Iraq, one of George Bush's assistants walks into his office and sadly tells him, "Unfortunatly, three Brazilian men were killed in Iraq today."

Bush puts his head down on the table and moans. One assistant tells the other, "Wow, we've lost tons of men in Iraq already. I've never seen him this reactive to the news."

The first assistant asks Bush, "We've lost many men. Why are you so devastated this time?"

Bush slowly lifts his head and sadly asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

[.sarah]

That's great!!