Bowser needs Prayers ... Old Age is catching up ...

[Cinder & Smoke]

Oooopsie!

Bowz-Wowz here ...

New Dad sez we're ALL wearin the Pity Party Gig a lil thin around here.

It all started early inna week ... a Deer either got hit by a car or a hunter got it -
but however it happened ... summa da "stuff" gotz left inna road ditch across da road
frumma Ranch ... inna place we'z NOT suppozed to be frequentin!

I swear I mussta missed dat Memo!

Ennie-how ... I was out fur a LATE-nite poddy call an gotz a "whiff" ...
HADDA check it out!

"They" all say it wuz over an hour later ... lites shinin down inna ditch showed up
da white underside of a Fluffie Tail *wavin* like a flag ...
<HONK> - <HONK> "GET UP Here, you #$!%^#$&*%#$!!"

Voice soundz familiar ... wunder iffin he's talking to ME?
<BuRRRp> ... I guess I've <munced> enuff deer burger fur one nite ...
"Commin rite up!"

Havin NO CLUE whut I wuz doin down there the nite affore ... I gotz a UN-tied outtie da
NEXT Nite ... and knowin there wuz a LOTTA deer <munchin> left ...
I headed back to the ole huntin ditch.
Da Search Bus pulled rite up wifout a lotta wasted tripz up & down da road ---
"SUNN-uvva-Witch!! --- Get your fuzzie A$$ UP HERE - NOW!!!"

Sad ta say - that tyme he *looked* at whut I wuz <munchin> on ...
He sure looked GREEN fur a while!

Next kupple daze I wuz "walkin" whilst tied to da Frunt Porch Tether Cable!

An nunbuddie sed da Udder Two aren't at least "observant" ...
Thurzday nite, whilst I wuz havin Gimpy Leg Trubbles ... ole Cinder Mutt thunk
SHE otta try out sum deer burger frumma ditch ... and of course *ignored*
repeated HOLLERIN an Door Slammin ... requiring anudder Bus Search.
She spotted da Bus lites comin down da drive ... she didda end-run outta da ditch
an wound up "sneakin up behind" da Search Party.

Even da Gud Child got caught up inna Hunt ... he snuck across da road Saturday inna daylight ...
Then (da lil DUMMIE) heard Dad HOLLERIN an poped rite up outta da ditch in plain site an
*dashed* fur home ... so much fur "stealth huntin"!

Then there wuz this mornin ... poor New Dad must be a Slow Learner ...
thinkin I'd stick close ta home - we all did poddy call under "observation".
Poor ole Dad got to "observe" me take a quick *dump*, look ober my shoulder ...
an <Hippity-Hopp> - <Skippity-Do> - <Bippity-Bop> - make a BEE-Line across da road
an down inna ditch!
Not sure he even *noticed* I wuz runnin on ALL FOUR!

Dunno HOW they loaded up so fast an got da Bus onna road!
I Hardly got started on breakfast of deer whenna <HONKIN> & <HOLLERIN> started
up onna road! ... Such Language onna Sunday mornin!

Well ... I s'poze the improvement inna bum leg HAS been noted by Management -
but he's been a lil *tense* over da Huntin Excursions an not sayin a lot.

We **DO** 'preciate all the GOOD VIBES, Encouragement, an Prayers bein sent our way!!

/s/ da Bowz fur the Whole Fambily

[Dorothy39]

And~ We do appreciate your UP-Date, Dear Bowser!!!

[K9karen]

ROTFL!
(sorry phred)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Bowsie, I have just the thing for you and your pals. They are little strobe lights that clip on your collars and blink red, blue and clear so you can be seen in the dark. I just happen to have 3 extra's.

I would love for you to have them. They will be on the way to you this week: An early Christmas present from me to you.

[Cinder & Smoke]

Bowsie, I have just the thing for you and your pals.
They are little lights that clip on your collars and blink ...
so you can be seen in the dark.

THANKS, MOFF ...
But we've already GOT a set of Gypsy Lights fur ebberbuddie!

Cinder getz da big, super-bright firefighter marker one;
SmokeMutt an I have lil Blinkin Punkin Lights to put on lil Trick-er-Treaters.

They werk purdy good - cept they get blocked by our bodies and don't show up
behind too well.

An da Big Problemo is Dad neber remembers (or bothers) ta hang em on us till
AFTUR we pull a missin-in-akshun stunt!

We got da full treatment last kupple nites ... ebberbuddie <Blinkin> & <Flashin> -
an poor ole SmokeMutts got da BELL, too! A 2"x3" Brass Bell that <bonks> ya onna chest
to remind ya it's there - as if the durn <KLANGIN> isn't enuff.
Looked & Sounded like a Gypsy Caravan wuz campin inna frunt yard!

Phunnie (not) you should mention dis ... he's been webbin fur our "Next Generation" blinkers -
he wants the 360^ visible "Collar model" - built into a collar so they show up
ALL Around the dawggie - no matter which way you're walkin.
Dad's found a few - but they're expensive, not water-proof, or take super pricey batteries.

We're hopin da price of those new GPS Collars stays UP an Too Much!
They'd be like havin a tattle-tail along onna trip!

All this stuff - NUTZ!
Almost easier ta jest Stay Home!


/s/ da Wanderin Hunter

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Aw!!! Well, ok but you could add these to the ones you already have: more flashin to be seen that way!!! We could put enough lights on you you could be seen from the space station!!!

If you change your mind, let me know and they will be on the way! These look like little clear punkins too by the way. Boy they are bright though!!! Reminds me of our cop car lights!!!

[Bengalz]

LOLOL Sounds like our Bowser Boy is on the mend Good to hear the Crew's up their usual stuff- wouldn't have it any other way

Right Dad??

[pitc9]

...barf....

With as many yummies as we give our pups why do they still like the nastest stuff they can find outside the best??
At least they didn't try to bring themselves home a doggie bag!!
(Sierra, once ate part of a bunny and tried sneaking the rest into the house!! )

Oh you Fuzz Butts sure keep us laughing!
(Sorry Phred... I'm sure this isn't too good on your ticker!)

Sure sounds like Bowzer's doing good!