Bowser needs Prayers ... Old Age is catching up ...

**Catty1** · 11-12-2006, 04:57 PM

Good to hear he had a good day! There just might be more. Somehow, I can seem him being pretty pleased with a little wagon all his own dat de udder furkidz don't have!

PT Prayers always amaze me!

**Ginger's Mom** · 11-12-2006, 09:26 PM

Hey Bowser-boy. Glad to hear that you had a good day. Just don't over do it too much even though you are feeling good, okay buddy? We will keep the good thoughts and prayers going from NJ.

**Cinder & Smoke** · 11-12-2006, 10:37 PM

Oooopsie!

Bowz-Wowz here ...

New Dad sez we're ALL wearin the Pity Party Gig a lil thin around here.

It all started early inna week ... a Deer either got hit by a car or a hunter got it -
but however it happened ... summa da "stuff" gotz left inna road ditch across da road
frumma Ranch ... inna place we'z NOT suppozed to be frequentin!

I swear I mussta missed dat Memo!

Ennie-how ... I was out fur a LATE-nite poddy call an gotz a "whiff" ...
HADDA check it out!

"They" all say it wuz over an hour later ... lites shinin down inna ditch showed up
da white underside of a Fluffie Tail *wavin* like a flag ...
<HONK> - <HONK> "GET UP Here, you #$!%^#$&*%#$!!"

Voice soundz familiar ... wunder iffin he's talking to ME?
<BuRRRp> ... I guess I've <munced> enuff deer burger fur one nite ...
"Commin rite up!"

Havin NO CLUE whut I wuz doin down there the nite affore ... I gotz a UN-tied outtie da
NEXT Nite ... and knowin there wuz a LOTTA deer <munchin> left ...
I headed back to the ole huntin ditch.
Da Search Bus pulled rite up wifout a lotta wasted tripz up & down da road ---
"SUNN-uvva-Witch!! --- Get your fuzzie A$$ UP HERE - NOW!!!"

Sad ta say - that tyme he *looked* at whut I wuz <munchin> on ...
He sure looked GREEN fur a while!

Next kupple daze I wuz "walkin" whilst tied to da Frunt Porch Tether Cable!

An nunbuddie sed da Udder Two aren't at least "observant" ...
Thurzday nite, whilst I wuz havin Gimpy Leg Trubbles ... ole Cinder Mutt thunk
SHE otta try out sum deer burger frumma ditch ... and of course *ignored*
repeated HOLLERIN an Door Slammin ... requiring anudder Bus Search.
She spotted da Bus lites comin down da drive ... she didda end-run outta da ditch
an wound up "sneakin up behind" da Search Party.

Even da Gud Child got caught up inna Hunt ... he snuck across da road Saturday inna daylight ...
Then (da lil DUMMIE) heard Dad HOLLERIN an poped rite up outta da ditch in plain site an
*dashed* fur home ... so much fur "stealth huntin"!

Then there wuz this mornin ... poor New Dad must be a Slow Learner ...
thinkin I'd stick close ta home - we all did poddy call under "observation".
Poor ole Dad got to "observe" me take a quick *dump*, look ober my shoulder ...
an <Hippity-Hopp> - <Skippity-Do> - <Bippity-Bop> - make a BEE-Line across da road
an down inna ditch!
Not sure he even *noticed* I wuz runnin on ALL FOUR!

Dunno HOW they loaded up so fast an got da Bus onna road!
I Hardly got started on breakfast of deer whenna <HONKIN> & <HOLLERIN> started
up onna road! ... Such Language onna Sunday mornin!

Well ... I s'poze the improvement inna bum leg HAS been noted by Management -
but he's been a lil *tense* over da Huntin Excursions an not sayin a lot.

We **DO** 'preciate all the GOOD VIBES, Encouragement, an Prayers bein sent our way!!

/s/ da Bowz fur the Whole Fambily

**Dorothy39** · 11-12-2006, 10:56 PM

And~ We do appreciate your UP-Date, Dear Bowser!!!

**K9karen** · 11-12-2006, 11:18 PM

ROTFL!
(sorry phred)

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 11-13-2006, 12:06 PM

Bowsie, I have just the thing for you and your pals. They are little strobe lights that clip on your collars and blink red, blue and clear so you can be seen in the dark. I just happen to have 3 extra's.

I would love for you to have them. They will be on the way to you this week: An early Christmas present from me to you.

**Cinder & Smoke** · 11-13-2006, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

Bowsie, I have just the thing for you and your pals.
They are little lights that clip on your collars and blink ...
so you can be seen in the dark.

THANKS, MOFF ...
But we've already GOT a set of Gypsy Lights fur ebberbuddie!

Cinder getz da big, super-bright firefighter marker one;
SmokeMutt an I have lil Blinkin Punkin Lights to put on lil Trick-er-Treaters.

They werk purdy good - cept they get blocked by our bodies and don't show up
behind too well.

An da Big Problemo is Dad neber remembers (or bothers) ta hang em on us till
AFTUR we pull a missin-in-akshun stunt!

We got da full treatment last kupple nites ... ebberbuddie <Blinkin> & <Flashin> -
an poor ole SmokeMutts got da BELL, too! A 2"x3" Brass Bell that <bonks> ya onna chest
to remind ya it's there - as if the durn <KLANGIN> isn't enuff.
Looked & Sounded like a Gypsy Caravan wuz campin inna frunt yard!

Phunnie (not) you should mention dis ... he's been webbin fur our "Next Generation" blinkers -
he wants the 360^ visible "Collar model" - built into a collar so they show up
ALL Around the dawggie - no matter which way you're walkin.
Dad's found a few - but they're expensive, not water-proof, or take super pricey batteries.

We're hopin da price of those new GPS Collars stays UP an Too Much!
They'd be like havin a tattle-tail along onna trip!

All this stuff - NUTZ!
Almost easier ta jest Stay Home!

/s/ da Wanderin Hunter

**cyber-sibes** · 11-13-2006, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by pitc9

With as many yummies as we give our pups why do they still like the nastest stuff they can find outside the best??
At least they didn't try to bring themselves home a doggie bag!!
(Sierra, once ate part of a bunny and tried sneaking the rest into the house!!

I have it on good authority that the wild stuff is much tastier...no preservatives, lean, and when it's warm, it's extra good... and I've picked up enough dead bodies around here to trust my "experts"

Bowzer, so glad to hear you are getting around better. sounds like you were pretty motivated! But take it easy on yer new dad, all that heart-thumpin stress is not good for him! That's one funny story, though

LOL!

**Daisy and Delilah** · 11-13-2006, 07:59 PM

Well Bowser Boy, it sounds like you're doing a bit better thank goodness. However, please take it easy on da poor bus driver--the poor fella has had about enough!! We hope and pray that you continue to do well but please let Dad get some rest!!

**Cincy'sMom** · 11-13-2006, 08:17 PM

Here I was going to ask if you had thought about a "Bottom's Up" Leash to help Boswer with the stairs, but it seems all you need is a fresh deer for motivation!! What a tale!!!

These aren't cheap, but maybe would help with the stairs, should our dear Bowser get worse...

Bottom's Up Leash

**BC_MoM** · 11-13-2006, 09:17 PM

LOL! Bowz, you silly dog! I don't think you made Dad very happy! But you sure gave us a laugh for the day!

**delidog** · 11-15-2006, 04:57 AM

Dearest Bowser,
Glad that you are feeling a little better!!
Keep it up,Bowser Boy!!!
Stay Healthy!!

**slick** · 11-15-2006, 01:32 PM

Oh deer......

sorry for the pun.....
Phred, I had no idea lil Bowsie was having trouble until MOFF said something in an email to me. Reading the whole thread took me from tears, to smiles, to raging side-splitting laughter, back to tears again. I guess it's the visual...that poor deer never knew what a conversation piece he would be.

I'm so very sorry lil Bowsie is having butt trouble...I mean read-end....or should I call it function trouble. So nice to hear he likes his steak in a can dinners and I sure hope it's doing it's job and getting rid of that nasty stone.

Huge prayers coming out from Kan-a-Da. I'm hoping to get to one of the Findlay gatherings next year so hang in their Bowsie and you too Phred. We'll all help you through this.

xoxoxoxo

**captain** · 11-28-2006, 09:56 PM

Phred,
I just caught up on allllllllllllllllllllll the news, and went from tears for Bowsie, to hysterical laughter.

You sure know how to write a yarn!!!

{{{hugs}}} to you and Bowser.

Michelle