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    OK.

    A computer programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

    He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

    The computer geek took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the geek took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

    Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

    He said, "Look, I spend every waking moment on the computer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool!"


    Pass the coffee & cream, please.

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    Cute joke cyber-sibes! I made some apple pie here and brought some vanilla ice cream and some sliced cheddar. Oh and I made a Coffee ring to go with that coffee. I'll lend my voice to a song or two. Lady why don't you go and keep luckies4me company. Your really good at making people feel better when they need someone to cuddle with.

    I'll take some more of that blueberry tea please, to go with my slice of coffee ring.
    RIP Lady, Thursday's won't be the same without you to cuddle with by the fire


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    Might I try a piece of the Heavenly Apple Pie~~~

    Oh, Cyber-sibes, that Frog joke was a Good One!!! ( pokes rib and winks)

    I'll get started on a real good song as soon as I finish the Apple Pie and chase it down with another cup of that " Delicious "coffee that Richard brought to us today!!!

    Goodness, Look at all the Candles we have here tonight!!!!!!

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    Those candles are still burning!

    Lady made me feel much better. Perhaps a cuddle was all I needed to brighten up my day a little.

    Dorothy39, I will definitely get a pic of it up. I finally remembered to bring my camera home from work today. Now all I need to do is charge my batteries.
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    [QUOTE=luckies4me

    Dorothy39, I will definitely get a pic of it up. I finally remembered to bring my camera home from work today. Now all I need to do is charge my batteries. [/QUOTE]


    (Dorothy39 sets guitar aside)

    Oh , What a Lovely Gesture~ and all you really need to do is Charge the Batteries~

    You will Energize Us ~ too!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckies4me
    Lady made me feel much better. Perhaps a cuddle was all I needed to brighten up my day a little.
    Lady's good for cuddling, I can vouch for that. Although her fur looks Lab-like, it's really soft, she's like a velvet pup - as long as you don't get the elbows!

    Okay, let's put a couple more logs on the fire - Orc, your assistance, please? Yes, Orc, you can have some pie, too - just this once. Plenty to go around, as Corinna would have wanted.

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    O.K.


    Will someone grab the remote control from Mario?

    The Wizard of Oz is on and he's up in the rafters playing "flying monkey"

    How is everyone today..

    I liked the line, "I don't go into places like this....."

    You havent lived until you hang at Thursdays!

    Cyber,
    That was a good one!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    O.K.


    Will someone grab the remote control from Mario?

    The Wizard of Oz is on and he's up in the rafters playing "flying monkey"

    How is everyone today..

    I liked the line, "I don't go into places like this....."

    You havent lived until you hang at Thursdays!

    Cyber,
    That was a good one!
    Well I'm fine today Richard, how are you? Are you working yet? It's lunchtime here in New York and so I brought some homemade chicken pot pie with baking powder biscuits and I'll get some coffee going and I have hot cocoa if anyone wants it.
    RIP Lady, Thursday's won't be the same without you to cuddle with by the fire


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