Quote Originally Posted by slick
In honour of your special day Richard.......

There once was a boy named Dick
And believe me, he wasn't no hick
Had a cat named Ed who slept by his head
In Ed's water dish Dick's foot would stick.

Well, what do you expect??? I just rolled outta bed.....give me some time and I might come up with something better. Better yet, let's keep this limerick rolling. Next verse??
Oh dear! Richard, I can't top Slick's prose, so let's just sing a verse of:

Hippo Birdie, Two Ewes!
Hippo Birdie, Two Ewes!
Hippo Birdie Deer Richard!
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!

I hope Edward D. Katz presents you with an appropriate cake, festooned with white cat hair and helium balloons! Let the party begin!