Nope, this definatly doesn't fit Molli and Sammy! (well... maybe Sammy a couple months ago )

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

LOL too funny.