Make love, not war?

[RICHARD]

You guys are sooo funny. The last thing a soldier thinks about is sex!

Way too many John Wayne movies RICHARD!

What are you saying?


John Wayne didn't have a penis?

Of, course he did walk funny, But, I think that you should apologize to all cinematic soldiers for hinting that they were sexless.


And speaking of Mr Botched Humor himself....

Didn't JFK (the fake one, not the president) hint that the U.S. soldiers were killing and raping in Iraq?

It's been a while, but I never wanted to go out to rape and pillage after some good lovin'...



Hmmm,
Maybe having the 'edge' taken off will make the soldiers kinder and gentler.

[Giselle]

Prostitution is disgusting and degrading. Child or not. Prostitution is wrong. It's not okay and it's demoralizing to send whores to our soldiers.

Am I the only one who thinks this??

ETA: CathyBogart, I learned about Hooker a while ago. I didn't remember him until you brought it up Good point, but prostitution is wrong nonetheless.

[Lady's Human]

Giselle,

this has nothing to do with US soldiers. It is the Dutch government that the proposal was put to.

[Giselle]

OH! I missed that. I thought you guys simply brought up the Dutch as a reference to prostitution in society.

[RICHARD]

Granny lands bouncer job at brothel

A 70-year-old grandmother has landed a job as a bouncer at a brothel in Berlin.

According to the owner, granny Waltraud Hotzl, known as 'Mumsy', has no problem turning away drunks and other undesirables who never argue with OAP at theFraulein Mueller brothel in Hermannplatz.

Her boss Johann Vepsi, 41, said: "She's got the business perfectly under control. Mumsy is far and away the best for the job."

As well as ensuring customers are well-behaved, 'Mumsy' settles disputes between the prostitutes.

Vepsi added: "If she hears of a squabble between the girls, she will shout 'children, all quiet on deck please'. Total silence always follows."


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Blessed are the peacemakers.