Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
You guys are sooo funny. The last thing a soldier thinks about is sex!

Way too many John Wayne movies RICHARD!
What are you saying?


John Wayne didn't have a penis?

Of, course he did walk funny, But, I think that you should apologize to all cinematic soldiers for hinting that they were sexless.


And speaking of Mr Botched Humor himself....

Didn't JFK (the fake one, not the president) hint that the U.S. soldiers were killing and raping in Iraq?

It's been a while, but I never wanted to go out to rape and pillage after some good lovin'...



Hmmm,
Maybe having the 'edge' taken off will make the soldiers kinder and gentler.