wElll eyEz m in trobull. Mzz CafEE sez eye m knot 2 usz da cmPtr anz she sawz mY notz to yu. I gotz sColdded fur asKin ifn eye culd LIbe w/usz. Eye toLd heR eye wuz oNlee lukin out 4 mySelf....I luked lik shez Brok my hArt so tHen she felt reAL guiLte, hah-Hah-hah shez is kInda ezy to whaatduyacall itz..... manIPulate.

BeSides dat ol cmPtr waz jus sitin tHer wid nuthin 2 due. eye didnut evn chewz on da bLaktz snaKe thad makz it goz cuzzz she tuld me itz waz a no-NO, so eye WUZ a gud bunknee!!! sum peoplz r jus Kraby liKe dumbz ol DaYZee.

Sew eye m sorree ifn eye bothErd yuz.....Mz Cafee saiD eye had 2 apolgiZ tu yuz sew eye iz sorree. Besidz eye dunt thiNk I wuld lik 2 go on A pLain ... Mz CaFee saz yu libe 2 far awaz an bEsidz itz reEl HOT wher yu iz...I dunno that eye wuld lik dthat aNd thinkz eye wUld miz the snNowz in winntner. Eye thinkz eye Wilz conTinyou 2 findz my famble cuz I herd Ms Cafee saY jeaneologee taks timz and dere r oCcazionally deaDEndz. buTT don tell herz dthat or eye bee in trobull agaiNz.

bUyz the waze mY I infeczion is mUch beteR. NOw allzz eye nEedz 2 due iz get thouz othRs bunkees 2 lIke mee soz eye can stayz heRe. Eye keepz tEllin dthemZ eye iz a LiDel Bunz an donuntz takez Up much rumz butz tHey r arGuMENtAtiv abot dthatz. Ifn usz has anyz ideerz abut How tu make dthemz likz me eye wuld preciaTe yr addvicE. foo-e on mZ cAfee, eye m gona usz the cmPtr whenz shee aintz heRe....itz jus siTing dthere w/nuthin 2 due....So dthere!!!

eyed betr goz b4 eye getz kaughT....eye wantz mZ Cafee 2 thinkz eye iz a gud gurl anz whatz shE dontz NO wontz hert herz
AS dthey SaY n telebizion.....LatEr!!!