Dearest Edwina, my catnip blossom

[KittyKats10]

hard to get is fun lol me does it all the time hehe

[KittyKats10]

maybe they would make a purrrrrrrrfect couple

[Ann]

Awww, how cute

KittyKats10, what's your problem? Seriously...

Originally posted by KittyKats10
anyone in the USA has Freedom of speechn

Almost EVERY country has that, and a lot even more "free" than the USA. Besides, this is an online forum, which Karen and Paul PAYS for, so I think they have every right in the world to say what goes and not goes. Would it really be cool with you if someone came here and posted pornographic pictures and said something like "well you can't do anything cause I have freedom of speech"?

And don't you think it's just a tad bit rude to tell people to "shut up" and that their thread is silly?

Whatever...

[Edwina's Secretary]

Edwina has asked me to write for her. A peace-loving creature who despises hostility of any kind (except when those d____ dogs are around) -- harsh words distress her. A nap is necessary at this moment to help her deal with the stress.

She wants me to tell you that she has friends (and relatives!) from all over the world and neither xenophobic nor chauvinist would be words to describe her! (Way too much work to spell anyway!)

It pains her to think her love affair with the buff and bodacious ball of white fluff -- known as Marius -- would be the cause of any friction!

She asked me to sing ( ) a song from my wedding...."Let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me.....as she drifted off to sleep....

Edwina's Secretary

[gini]

Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary


her love affair with the buff and bodacious ball of white fluff -- known as Marius --

Edwina's Secretary

You just have to love it!

Sleep, sweet Edwina, let nothing disturb your dreams of Marius.

And we, at Pet Talk, will bring our attentions back to your desire for peace - delicious peace!

[lailamara]

Hello Edwina's secretary, that song you are refering to, is it the Tom Paxton version or is there another version I'm unaware of ? Brings back fond memories of my university days....and a cat named China who had many suiters as well , singing soulfully outside the window. Wish they had penned her letter instead.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Oh, Edwina, I'm so happy your Marius has finally written again. It's been so long - too long - but you are such a good sweetheart and don't stray for a minute. I'm with MOFF, I'm glad the romance is back.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
It pains her to think her love affair with the buff and bodacious ball of white fluff -- known as Marius -- would be the cause of any friction!

Gosh, Edwina. I'm sorry I upset you (or anyone else). I love reading about you and your love bug, Marius. I was only pointing out that telling me to 'shut up' would not work. I am a blabbermouth after all. Now let's all "Play nice" and not upset sweet Edwina further, please.

[KittyKats10]

me play nice me dont want Edwina upset me her happy me want everybody happy

[Randi]

Originally posted by lut I agree with Ann !!!

          So do WE!!

Originally posted by gini
Sleep, sweet Edwina, let nothing disturb your dreams of Marius.

And we, at Pet Talk, will bring our attentions back to your desire for peace - delicious peace!

          Peace on PT - and love will blossom!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Now that peace is upon PETTALK and love is in the air the Sweet Princess (aka Edwina) has awoken -- much refreshed and happy.

She dreamt of romping through a field of cat grass with her beloved Marius by her side. The trees were filled with squirrels passing out bite-size bits of turkey with tuna water chasers.

The sun was shining in patches -- each patch had a cozy rug just the right size for two loving kitties.

And there were shoes for the sniffing (since Edwina and Marius share an affinity for footwear!) Leather shoes, tennis shoes, boots and sandals.

Ane there was a basket of cats toys -- but they didn't care -- they had each other's tail to chase ( )

And in the background was Bonnie Raitt singing "Hey shut up!" (Just kidding MOFF...that IS an offensive phrase but a good song!)

[KittyKats10]

how sweet maybe that dream will come true

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
And in the background was Bonnie Raitt singing "Hey shut up!" (Just kidding MOFF...that IS an offensive phrase but a good song!)

LOL!!! Can you believe I've never heard that song.

[Miss Meow]

Sara, just check your credit card statement in case Edwina has booked herself a trip to see Marius while you're away ...

[Nomilynn]

Originally posted by Miss Meow
Sara, just check your credit card statement in case Edwina has booked herself a trip to see Marius while you're away ...

yes.. that and the internet use.. don't want her to become addicted to instant messaging!