Edwina has asked me to write for her. A peace-loving creature who despises hostility of any kind (except when those d____ dogs are around) -- harsh words distress her. A nap is necessary at this moment to help her deal with the stress.

She wants me to tell you that she has friends (and relatives!) from all over the world and neither xenophobic nor chauvinist would be words to describe her! (Way too much work to spell anyway!)

It pains her to think her love affair with the buff and bodacious ball of white fluff -- known as Marius -- would be the cause of any friction!

She asked me to sing ( ) a song from my wedding...."Let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me.....as she drifted off to sleep....

Edwina's Secretary