Oh boy, scary movies.I love em.
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May I have a draft beer please? I need to relax after a long hectic day.![]()
Oh boy, scary movies.I love em.
![]()
May I have a draft beer please? I need to relax after a long hectic day.![]()
I've Been Boo'd
I've been Frosted
Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.
Eleanor Roosevelt
.Originally Posted by lizbud
You sure can....
DONE!
I think that there are 24 hours of scary movies until Halloween!
Hi MOFF!
I was on ly way to the kitchen..
How's about lasagna, french bread a ceasr salad and some dressing?
DONE!
What a day, what a day! I feel like a zombie with cobwebs inside my cranium! Must be coming up on Halloween.
I realized I never told my joke, so I figure an absent mind is a perfect excuse to tell an extended version of an old joke. I honestly don't think it'll be good enough for a drink, but I'll take what I can get.![]()
Here it goes:
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of
a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts
searching for the source.
He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a
grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven,
1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth
Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves
the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.
By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has
changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the
previous piece, it is being played backward.
Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they
return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again
backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being
played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the
9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread and a throng has
gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the
Second Symphony being played backward.
Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.
Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for
the music.
"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's
just decomposing!"
Hey, it might be corny but it still makes me chuckle!![]()
Originally Posted by cmayer31
LOL, I love the honor system...
One Zomibe, or????
DONE?
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-faith hill
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Divided we fall.
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