Originally Posted by RedHedd
Candy Corn? but of course! Trying to drink through those wax lips is a challenge
Oh, I forgot the wax lips.Those were a lot of fun.I used to love
chewing wax when I was a kid. Yes, I know I was wierd.
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Candy Corn? but of course! Trying to drink through those wax lips is a challenge
Oh, I forgot the wax lips.
chewing wax when I was a kid. Yes, I know I was wierd.
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I've been Frosted
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In behalf of the hallow'een festivities, i'll offer up the 'Gummy Bear Bloodbath'
1oz Sour Rasperry
1oz Sour Apple
1oz Raspberry Vodka
top off with some cranberry juice
shaken in a chilled martini shaker, pour into a fancy glass, and garnish with a gummy bear skewered on one of those plastic swords. Voila - gummy bear bloodbath.
Also, for anyone who hasn't tried it yet, the new Baileys Mint is absolutely great!
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In behalf of the hallow'een festivities, i'll offer up the 'Gummy Bear Bloodbath'
Also, for anyone who hasn't tried it yet, the new Baileys Mint is absolutely great!
LOL, thanks for the tip!
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Here's a frog related joke ...
A little girl walks up to her grandfather and says: "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"
Grandpa says: "Honey, why do you want me to do that?"
And the little girls says: "Well, Daddy said that when you croak, we all get to go to Disney World!"
... sorry, best I can do at this time in the morning!
I AM standing up
<Yawn! Stretch!> Got this in my e-mail this morning and immediately thought of Thursdays!
Black Screwdriver
Pour 3 ounces Blavod Black Vodka and 3 ounces chilled tangerine juice over ice to get in the Halloween spirit.
Black Vodka?
Just coffee for me for now - gotta hit the road!
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That worked!Thanks
Here's a frog related joke ...
... sorry, best I can do at this time in the morning!
LOLOLOLOL.
A refill?
DONE!
Redd...
Hmmm...
Black vodka...
I know what I am buyijng when I get some money!
DONE!
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Together we stand
Divided we fall.
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I can't believe this is the Thursday's before Halloween!!! Where are you all??? Are you parting somewhere else???
The AMC channel has been running old monster movies all day. I watched the Wolf Man with Lon Chaney and the Wolf Man meets Frankinstein earlier. Yesterday they had Dracula with Bela La Gosey (well you know who I mean).
Do you know he loved playing Dracula so much, he was buried in his Dracula costume? Yep, it's true!!!
*Moff grabs a cherry vanilla coke, a hugh bucket of cheese popcorn and goes back to the movies. *
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Oh boy, scary movies.
May I have a draft beer please? I need to relax after a long hectic day.
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I've been Frosted
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Oh Moff~~I can't believe this is the Thursday's before Halloween!!! Where are you all??? Are you parting somewhere else???
The AMC channel has been running old monster movies all day. I watched the Wolf Man with Lon Chaney and the Wolf Man meets Frankinstein earlier. Yesterday they had Dracula with Bela La Gosey (well you know who I mean).
Do you know he loved playing Dracula so much, he was buried in his Dracula costume? Yep, it's true!!!
*Moff grabs a cherry vanilla coke, a hugh bucket of cheese popcorn and goes back to the movies. *
It's Bela Lugosi, and yes, because I married a Horror Film Fan, I do know a lot about "Dracula" !!Yes Mam, he was buried in his Dracula Suit!!!
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mmmmmmm Candy.
Oh man I want something sweet. How about a mudslide to start
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mmmmmmm Candy.
Oh man I want something sweet. How about a mudslide to start
One Mudslide to start..
DONE!
Dorothy,
One Tall brew!
DONE!
lololol,
I vant to drink your Blooooooood!
Tyson's mom
I guess I have to drag out my 50 pak of bad horrior movies.
I've been boo'dMerlin my angel
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
He's just decomposing".........................o.k. - go ahead and make me laugh outloud. Yup - it is corny alright - but it is the season for corny.
Ohhhhh, and Halloween ORANGE PEEPS I am starting to drool. Around Thanksgiving they should be properly aged and ready to eat.
Richard.....how about some hard cider with a splash of cognac..............??
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My dad once bumped into Bela Lugosi, literally, in a very dark lane behind a building.
Bit early here for a blood bath, but how about I put the breakfast on? Anybody like some rolls and sausage with some blood red tomato sauce?
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