Madonna and child

[RICHARD]

WHy are we worried about Darfur when we haven't cleaned up Louiisiana yet...

Oh, that's right, the stars determine the Cause du Jour...

Hmmm, I said that WE hadn't cleaned up Louisiana yet.

Why do people pay for insurance? to get screwed in the event of a catastrophe?

The private sector held many fundraisers for the area and my biggest bug up my arse are the people who don't want to go back and rebuild...


Everyone knows about Kate Smith and God Bless America. I saw Bing in a sailor suit once. Lombard was too old, Deitrich was not a citizen...Cagney was a gangster....


Yes I am full of mieda and not very compassionate when it comes to certain things in life. I cannot bleed the blood I don't have.


Not only that, how can I trust someone who makes their living in the make believe?

I have stopped listening to celebrities....but they keep showing up on the tube.

I think it's very nice that they do fly in to all these areas, flit around with a camera crew and come back to the United States to make more money to spend on mansions, cars and late night dinners at the Sunset Strip clubs-
get arrested for DUI, shoplifting and all kinds of stuff....


I laugh.

[Edwina's Secretary]

I have stopped listening to celebrities....but they keep showing up on the tube.

Why don't you turn it off?

You are not making sense. You complain if celebrities give time and money to others and complain when they spend it on themselves....

As is being discussed in another thread here...it is the meanness that bothers me....

It is easy to feel compassion for someone who is poor and illiterate. It is more challenging to feel compassion for someone who is rich and makes music I don't like.

[RICHARD]

Why don't you turn it off?

You are not making sense. You complain if celebrities give time and money to others and complain when they spend it on themselves....

As is being discussed in another thread here...it is the meanness that bothers me....

Mean?

Where?

My only problem is the press that they get for doing "good deeds"

Let me clarify...I don't care about the act...it's the coverage.
I care more about my "home town' than I care about the world.

I just thought about Ma duh na getting jobbed over that kid....


Heh, heh heh.......

If she don't get the kid will she pull out with the three million bucks she donated?

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I'll save people the trouble..


Yes, I am an uncaring bees turd!

[Edwina's Secretary]

My only problem is the press that they get for doing "good deeds"

Let me clarify...I don't care about the act...it's the coverage.

So...it is a bad thing to publicize people doing good deeds?

Better to save the ink for people doing bad things???

What does "jobbed" mean?

[RICHARD]

What does "jobbed" mean?

Jobbed means "to get fleeced, screwed.

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To the tune of Like a Virgin....

I went into the wilderness
Looking for a kid or two
Didn’t know about the cost
That's 3 million to you!

What a joy, found a boy!
What a find, but he’s left behind
‘Cause I’m bending the rules
His dad I’ll try to fool

Adopt an urchin Hey!
You don’t have to wait any time
Adopt an urchin
Buy him Nike, Levis and Calvin Klein

I couldn’t take him home that day!
So he went on a layaway
So, on this you can bet.
He came home on private jet!

Adopt an urchin. Hey!
Spoil him with a huge home!
Adopt an urchin
He’ll get a nanny, ‘puter, cell phone!

[Edwina's Secretary]

I still think you are mean....

[RICHARD]

I still think you are mean....

Admit it.....You at least chuckled...