Chester gave me a bloody nose and a fat lip!!!

[CultureJunky]

That sounds like it hurts! I hope it gets better and I'm pretty sure Chester didn't mean any harm.
A similar thing happened to me when I adopted Jack & Sunny.
We'd only had them a couple of days and they were still nervous, so I picked Jack up and he saw himself in the mirror, he growled and whispered 'shhhhh' in his ear and he went mad and attacked my face, I had a cut down my right temple and a hole where he clawed me!
I know he didn't mean it though, and naturally we persevered and he's the softest thing anyway, you can literally hang him upside down and he doesn't care!

[Dorothy39]

I was having a hard time waking up until I came upon your mishap!!!!

W W!!!!!!! I don't even want to imagine how "that" had to feel!!!

OUCH!!!!!! Cat scratches are soooo painful too!!!

So now what? Do you have a buy a T-shirt that says "My Cat took a Nose dive?", until the bruises subside?

I hope you don't develop a secondary infection

[Freedom]

Chester, you owe mum BiG TIME! Get over there and start kneading her and purring in her lap and making nice!

[orangemm]

Yikes, that had to hurt! Even one little cat scratch stings like mad, I can't imagine all of yours.

Yes, keep it squeaky clean (even though it hurts to do it)

[catmandu]

I Remember When I Had The Bookcase At The Head Of The Bed, And Jjj3 Landing On My Chest, Like A Ton Of Furry Lead.
Ouch, To Say The Least.
Needless To Say, I Moved The Bookcase.
I Hope You Were Not Hurt, And I Am Sure Chester Is Sorry.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Even though it was so inconsiderate of me to put my face where Chester wanted to walk but he said he was sorry anyway!!!