How many lashes with a wet noodle should I give you? One for each mat?

Don't be so hard on yourself.... I only have Cam from 8-2 every day and during those hours I barely get the litterbox scooped. I can't imagine having him all to myself all day, every day! and he's not running around yet! Good thing my guys are all shorthaired or they'd be going to auntie Jen's for a shave down too.