Application to joinna MAFFIA
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Whatza Yu Name_____________________ Are Yu Italia or A Foreigner __________
Whatza Yu Hows Numbero_____________ Onna What Streete______________________
Whatza Yu Bagst Hittaman___________ Lonna Collectoor_______________________
Prostitutti________________________

Whatta Yu Doin Wher Yu Now Wurkka_______________ Anything Onna Side______
Wazzauy Evva Inna Beeg Hows________ Iffa so, For Wad Were Yu Nailed________
Shotta Somwan_____ Keednap Somwan_____ Stickem Uppa_____

Yu Wanna Be A Bigga Shotz Sumdaze____ Yu Wanna Stay Inna Banks_______________
Yu Likka Garlic____ Pizza____ Spagetti____ Girls____
Yu No How To Makka Cement Shoes____ Overcoats___ People Disappeer_______
What Kinda Car Yu Drive: Caddy____ Buik____ Linken____ Stolen____
Did Yu See: "The Godfather"____ Da Movie Or Da Reel Tinga____
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We gonna vote on yu application. If yu don pass, boy yu betta forgett da
application. Yu pass, yu gonna get dese thins and yu gonna lik em:

1 Pair dark glasses 1 blach shirt anna white tie
1 Paie cement shuz (Use later, yy foola round) 1 Pair pointie toe shoes
1 8x10 foto Frank Sinatra 1 blach hat wit a wida brim
1 kiss onna moutha (I kissa onna cheeck later if yu foola round)

Doan call us. We gonna calla yu if yu passa da tests. Givva tree names peeple
whata gonna say "Heesa okay":
1.________________ 2.___________________ 3._________________

Sine yu name an two aliases: ________________________________________________

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Family Action:
Okay, givva him/her a try___________ Letta him/her go wit a warning________
Letta him/her go wit a brokken arm___________ Hitta him/her_________________

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Okay By Da Boss Okay By Da Bigga Boss