Play the Wrong Game Part 3

[Dorothy39]

Only those who persistantly sit Indian Style during leisure!!!


Where do Cats keep their mittens during Winter?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

In their pockets just like we do!

Is it true that mice like cheese?

[Dorothy39]

That's another fable that all those old cartoons taught us. Mice turn their noses up to it~preferring instead to dine out at a Tree Trunk Truck Stop for Greasy fried slugs, worms and even stir fried weeds.


How can you tell if Fairies have been in your Garden?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because they eat everything in sight!!! They are big pigs for being so tiny. One fairy can eat 14 times his/her body weight in one meal. If your garden disappears over night it's a safe bet to say the fairies stopped by for a meal!!!

Do pigs ever use napkins?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, Pigs always use napkins. I sat and watched a Pig video on the Food Network Channel, in it, a real heavy sow demonstrated how to properly fold a napkin into many different shapes.


Do Robins date Blue Jays?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

LOL!!!

Yes, robins not only date blue jays, they marry them. You should see their babies. SOOOOO Cute. They are called r-jays and look like a blue robin with an attitude!!!

Do skunks have good table manners?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, Shunks do have very good table manners, as long as every thing is tasty and not too hot or cold~~~~ but woe to the poor guy sitting next to a shunk at Wendy's and his Chili just won't cool off!!!!

Can Tubberware be recycled?