Good grief, what an adventure you had!! But it was fun to read - better than ANY thriller! I'm glad you lived through it, it would have finished off everyone else. What were they trying to do? Test your stamina! When I got to the "WET FLOOR" bit, I almost fainted!

Well, I guess it was all for your own good. I hope you're feeling a lot better now, with your friends around, the prayer pups and Boots - and in your own bed!

Now, take it easy, get some yummy food, and keep that arm down!