Dear Edwina, I understand you perfectly well - small children can be DANGEROUS! I've had to deal with them in my childhood and know what they can be like. I was lucky to have my mom there, she could even make huge dogs dissapear ... you know what I mean! In any case, I avoid children at any cost!

However, my mom says this little girl looks real cute, and you should give her a chance!

Your friend,
Fister