Dead Rabbit



A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out across
the middle of the road. He swerves
to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the little rabbit jumps right in front
of the car.



The driver, a sensitive man as well
as an animal lover, pulls over and
gets out to see what has become of
the rabbit.



Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
dead. The driver feels so awful that
he begins to cry.



A beautiful blonde woman driving
down the highway sees the man
crying on the side of a road and
pulls over.



She steps out of the car and asks
him what's wrong. "I feel terrible,"
he explains, "I accidentally hit this
rabbit and killed it."



The blonde says, "Don't worry." She
runs to her car and pulls out a spray
can. She walks over to the limp,
dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays
the contents onto the rabbit.



The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw
at the two of them and hops off down
the road. Ten feet away the rabbit
stops, turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10
feet, turns and waves, hops another
ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats
this again and again and again, until
he hops out of sight.



The man is astonished. He runs over
to the woman and demands, "What is
in that can? What did you spray on
that rabbit?"



The woman turns the can around so
the man can read the label. It says:



(Are you ready for this?)







(Are you sure?)



























(This is bad!)



























(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line.)































(You know you're gonna be sorry.)































(Last chance.)























(OK, here it is.)




















It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to
dead hair, and adds permanent wave."