Quote Originally Posted by Lilith Cherry
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know that it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland."
I love that Doggie Wonderland piece! It was posted last year during the holidays here on PT with one small variation - the last verse. Here it is:

It's a doggie wonderland...
Dog tags ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening,
It's yellow, not white, I've been there tonight,
Marking up my Winter Wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance,
It's a sign for wandering vagrants,
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY property,
Marking up my Winter Wonderland.
In the meadow, Mom will build a snowman,
Following the classical design,
Then I'll lift my leg, and let it go, Man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-MINE!
Off I go, snow's a-falling,
Bladders full, natures calling,
Stay offa my turf, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my Winter Wonderland!

now I'm in the holiday spirit!