Stupid things people say. . ..

[Pam]

When I tell people to enjoy their meal and they say "You too"

Anna, for some reason this really cracked me up.

[CathyBogart]

I'm guilty of saying "you too" at inappropriate times.

I also tell my boyfriend to be careful almost every time he leaves on his motorcycle. Like what, he's going to go out and try to crash it? I dunno what goes through my head.

My mom was out shopping and bought some whipping cream. The clerk goes "Oh, what do you do with Whipping cream?" ....My mom says "...you make whipped cream..." Clerk: "Oooh, how do you do that?" Mom: "...you whip it."

I hate hate HATE it when I tell people I want to start riding a motorcycle and they tell me...

"noo, you shouldn't do that, they're dangerous" Right, like I don't know they're dangerous. Thank you for enlightening me with your superior knowledge.

"Oooh, I knew this guy who knew a guy who [describes horrible motorcycle crash]" EVERYONE knows someone who knows someone who has crashed, I DO NO WANT TO HEAR IT EVERY TIME IT COMES UP IN CONVERSATION! I would bet that everyone also knows someone who knows someone who died in a car accident, but people don't torture others looking at getting their car license like this!

Last one...Frequently, when I'm at the dog park, someone will pet Jasper and go "oooh, he's SO SKINNY!" (No, he is NOT, it's not my fault people can't recognize a dog in good condition) "Do you feed him?" Last time I got that I looked at the lady, totally aghast, and said "OMG, you mean you have to FEED THEM?!" It's not my fault her dogs were fat.

[Sara luvs her Tinky]

YOU AINT HAD THAT BABY YET?!?

I can't tell you how that GOT ON MY LAST NERVE. I work in the shipping office and we have a lot of regular drivers that come in.. and EVERY one of em would ask me that... and being huge and pregnant... I can't tell you how bad i wanted to choke them and yell at em!! Yeah einstien ... i had it..

and it wasnt' just the drivers.. everyone in the warehouse too... I worked up untill my due date and I swear every day i would get at least 1 person every hour ask me.. "YOU AINT HAD THAT BABY YET?!?" MORONS!!!!

[Sara luvs her Tinky]

another one from work that i *HATE*
(I know this makes me sound like a grouch)

I HATE IT when drivers come to my window and tell me to smile.
I mean really!!!! who sits around at their job all day smiling!?!?!?!?!?
Do they drive around in their truck all day smiling non stop!?!?!? NOOOOOO

[Cinder & Smoke]

"Do you feed him?"

Last time I got that I looked at the lady, totally aghast, and
said "OMG, you mean you have to FEED THEM?!"

GREAT come-back line!!

Sure wish I could think that fast!