Stupid things people say. . ..

[Jadapit]

When people ask their kids "Do you want a spanking?" Like they are going to say yes to that one.

Your going to be attacked by your pit bull. That one really upsets me.

[Argranade]

''Rats with wings'' Where is a hammer when I need one

This saying is stupid but I love it..on my siggy...''Life is hard....harder when your stupid''

The worst saying yet to me is.....''Hey Christina wanna see a full moon''

Some people may not get it..lets just say this moon is..a pain in the arse.

Also its stupid when girls come up to me and say ''is that a pigeon?'' there are like over 100 pigeons near each corner and there asking me this question..worse sometimes they dont even know what type of bird it is.

[My Peanuts]

I have a good one. "Expect the unexpected." If you expect the unexpected then it's not the unexpected anymore. It is by default the expected. You can never expect the truly unexpected.

LOL, deep, right?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I used to love to climb trees when I was a kid. Mom would always tell me, "don't come running to me when you fall out of that tree and break your leg".

[Pembroke_Corgi]

I hate it when people say about the corgis, "What happened to their legs??" It really annoys me, I think it's rude.

[Ally Cat's Mommy]

My whole family (and everyone here) knows that we would have dearly loved to have another baby soon after Cali, but due to my RA have been advised not to.

Earlier this month (on my 35th Birthday) I had the following conversation with my (very annoying) FIL:
FIL: So, do you feel any older
Me: Nope, but I am tired today, as Cali had her innoculations yesterday and I was up all night with her
FIL: Ah well, you are older and wiser now, so you won't be having any more

HUH??? He has said A LOT of annoying and insensitive things over the years - but that was a prize-winner!!!

[Ally Cat's Mommy]

Just a couple of days ago, I was chatting to a neighbor, and mentioned how stressed I am about this move to Lagos.

Then, about the cats, I said " I am really worried about my cats too, I have a foster for Connor, but nothing definate for Ally yet"

Her response? "Oh, THAT's the least of your worries"

(Of course that's what the rest of the world thinks, but here on PT we know differently - at least you all understand!)