I can cook most any ordinary meal, and I'm especially good at making sauce. I got a compliment from a famous rock star once - he said my sauce was the best he'd ever had, and he had been eating in the best restaurants around the word, so that made me quite proud.

When it comes to baking a bread, it's a total different story. The taste is OK, but I could use it to defend myself, if neccesary, in case I couldn't find a baseball bat.