Oddly enough (I guess "odd" should go without saying around here) September 19 is the official "TalkLikeAPirate" day www.talklikeapirate.com

"Fifteen men on a dead man's chest..
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum..
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosn's pike (one heck of way to be "fixed" if you ask me )
The bosun brained with a marlinspike..."