I can channel surf so fast it will make you carsick or walk out of the room.

I am an info junkie. I will watch a program about how Q-tips are made.

I cannot follow written directions. Show me how? I can do it.

I like to read about strange stories - like the one about the diver that was spear fishing and drowned when the fish dove into a cave. The diver got caught in the line and was killed.

I am vehemently proud to be an American. I know that my country and government are screwed up, but hey, it sure beats Belarus.

I love to write, do poetry and cannot do haiku without my fingers.
1.2.3.4.5--1.2.3.4.5.6.7.......

I think that all women should wait to have a door opened for them

I fall in love with women newscasters.....I don't stalk them or anything stupid like that. I just want then to read me the news in the morning.

(Heidi Collins is my current obession.)


Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers aren't my kind of dog....Briefs? too short......

Cobalt blue cookware or stemware make me spend uncontrollably.

Introduce yourself and I forget who you are in 3 minutes.

Ask me to find a passage in a book that I have read?
I got your back, Homes!

I can make money on bets with people when it comes to shooting anything-
pistol, rifle, airgun, bow and arrow.

I am a practicing Luddite..The only reason I go on line is to fake people and my bosses out. They think I know something about computers.

I LOVE MY EFFING CAT!

I am way shorter on line than I am in person.

I love bawdiness.

People hate to watch trivia shows with me.....I always win.

I HATE SPECIAL EFFECTS IN MOVIES.
I started to watch Brokeback Mtn and turned it off.....
not because of the movies content. Because the backgrounds were painted/matted.