That one is BEAUTIFUL. I am saving that!Originally Posted by BC_MoM
That one is BEAUTIFUL. I am saving that!Originally Posted by BC_MoM
Received in a bottle tonight:
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. One of the guests asked, "What's that big brass gong?"
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yep," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You moron, it's ten past three in the morning!
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Spoiled child, bad
Spoiled cat, good
That's so funny! I haven't done one yet tonight. But because it's so addictive, I will have to now.
9/3/13
I did the right thing by setting you free
But the pain is very deep.
If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
I miss you
I hear you whimper in your sleep
I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.
Fur as dark as the night.
Join me on this flight.
Paws of love that follow me.
In my heart you'll forever be.
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How I wish I could hold you near.
Turn back time to make it so.
Hug you close and never let go.
11/12/06
Wow, that is really great!. I've had so many messages that say :'Hey, who likes Big Brother?' or 'Do you think it was good that Pete won Big Brother?' Agh, enough with Big Brother already!![]()
LOL!!! Specially when the Big Brother here in the states has a different cast. No Pete at all!!!Originally Posted by Miss Z
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The season finale will be on Tuesday. I guess I'll have to start sending messages about our Big Bro program in the bottles!![]()
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No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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OMG I don't believe this. I actually got back a message that I sent out the other day. What are the odds of that happening.
Here is a copy of it.
Hi there;
My name is Lorraine and I live in Montreal, Quebec in Canada.
I have 2 sons, 6 cats and 1 dog.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Take care.
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HI
I live in Victoria Australia, I have 1 son, 2 daughters and 2 cats.
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hi we are 2 friend from brisbane - we have 9 kids 3 dogs 3 kats inumerable fish and we drink like them - wouldn't u??
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R.I.P. my Precious Katie, Katie Pretty Lady.
Oct. 1991 - Oct. 9, 2005
R.I.P. my Beloved Wild Hair Wee Willy Winky
April 8, 2005 - June 19, 2009
R.I.P. my best friend Buddy.
Sept. 1993 - Feb. 04, 2010
R.I.P. my handsome Mooky.
July 24, 2002 - April 1, 2010
I have yet to receive any of my messages back, or even the same message twice hehe
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