Dear Mister Smart Alex:

It has come to my attention that you are intentionally causing my very favorite bunny in the whole world, Miz Sophie, some serious mental harm.

Do you not realize that she lives for Parsley? Your actions have caused her to be placed in jail, and deprived of her very favorite means of sustenance. This is outrageous.

You are hereby ordered to stop encouraging her to chew on the blankets, sheets and other items. You will not entice her to thump on her jail bars.

If I hear of any further misdeeds on your part, appropriate action will be taken immediately.

Miz Gini
Mister Rascal

cc: Miz Sophie Bunnie