Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
Anyone in here? No? Um, Orc, I'm going to need a set of wheels to get around the bar for a couple days, and you just volunteered. (I was out walking Lady last night, stepped on a rock and blew out my foot. 2 sets of xrays later, nothing is broken, but it feels like it is)

I need a LARGE something, and it has to be virtual, because I'm also on muscle relaxants for spasms. This week, needless to say, has sucked.

At least I get three days off from work!

I think the pig's done, I'll get it on the table shortly.
You'll do nothing of the sort! Orc you keep him in that chair and get him a pillow for his foot. I'll get the pig on the table and anything else that needs to be done, nobody let him on his feet.