I don't mean to offend anyone, but I have a rule I live by. I DO NOT drink
TIDY BOWL drinks. They always look so unappealing.

I asked Richard if he remembered Arthur Godrey and his show from Honolulu.

Richard tried to reassure me that he was far too young to remember him!
Hmmmm, but he remembers Don Ho???? Ho! Ho! HO!

Could I please have a Mai Tai in one of those coconut shells with a big order of onion rings?