Quote Originally Posted by shais_mom

Princess Kylie has been saying some very un-lady like things
to a resident neighborhood cat thru the open window screen!!
Boots, da Kat, here

I feel your pain, Princees K!

Last spring I noticed da Big Mutt (Cinder) layin in front of da back slider door -
payin a lotta 'tenshun to da back steps ...

THEN I heard da lil tiny *meew* *meew* meew*noizes comin thru da screen!
WHAT THE ----!?

Sure 'nuff - wunna da Horse Barn Kats musta fallen apart ... THREE lil Kitty Monsters
had wanderd allua way down frum da Barn an wuz on MY back steps!

Dad came over to see whut da Big FUSS wuz about (and to pull my fat butt
offa da screen).

Took a Lotta NASTY Kat-Talk ta get the lil buggers headed home.

Nex tyme ya hear da "tinkle" noize onna back door - send yur Big Red Mutt
over to give a nice loud Shout-Bark thru da door!

/s/ Boots