Now, this didn't happen to me (sure, sure, that's what they all say). But, really, it wasn't me, I'm ratting out a friend.

She was having a very fancy schmancy dinner party for her husband's boss and friends. In order to make a good impression, she had cleaned the house from top to bottom. She had it spic and span and intended it to stay that way. She put out the best towels in the guest bathroom and in order to keep the kids from messing it up, stuck post-it notes on them that said "If you touch this towel, I will kill you!"

Dinner party was a great success, she's thinking what a wonderful wife she is. Her husband is going to get that big promotion. She did her part! They are a good team!

You guessed it. Long after dinner was over and she was congratulating herself on how things had gone, she realized that she had forgotten to take down the post-it. On the plus side, her guests had not touched the towels.