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Thread: Thursdays #174: On the road....again..and again....

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    Thursdays #174: On the road....again..and again....

    I'm opening the bar early this week, as I'll be on the road back to NY for Thursday. I've been dealing with classes on outdated networking equipment that the postal service insists on keeping in the system. We spend most of our troubleshooting lab time troubleshooting problems in the equipment that have nothing to do with the bugs the instructors are putting in the equipment. (That's what ya get when you integrate 15 y/o computer systems with modern networking standards)

    On that note....I'm opening the bar with a network joke.....

    An IT support desk worker joins the army. During the pistol training, the drill sergeant notices that the soldier isn't hitting anything on the range. ......as in he couldn't hit the broadside of the barn............from the inside.

    The drill sergeant walks over to the recruit, and asks him what the problem is.

    The former support desk worker looks at the pistol, checks the magazine, and chambers a round. He looks at his left hand, looks at his right hand, then sticks his finger in the muzzle and pulls the trigger, blowing his finger off. While the medic is prepping him, he looks up at the furious drill Sgt. and says "I don't know what's wrong with the targets, but everything's okay on this end."

    badump bump.


    DOTD? El Bueno.

    1 1/4 oz Gold Tequila
    3/4 oz Cointreau
    Splash Lime Juice
    Splash Grenadine
    Fill O.J. / Bar Mix

    Shake

    Laurie, the foods on you, and Orc is getting the slushies ready!

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    I'll join you LH....hate to see a man sitting alone in a bar....but please...don't tell anyone...it will ruin my reputation. Plus...an El Bueno (why is there no tilda on my keyboard???) sounds good.....

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    Why is the food on Laurie? C'mere, Lady and I will help clean you up, Laurie!

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    Dos Bueños, por favor.

    (ES - ñ - hold down the ALT key and type in 164)

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    Buenos all around, and I think Lady beat you to cleaning up Laurie!

    (Don't worry, Sara, you can always write it off as a hangover from your birthday! _

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    Un Bueno Y un Malo...

    LOLOLOL.....

    In honor of the Tomato capers this last week, I'd like to make a 'mater salad
    for everyone....


    "maters
    onions
    cucumbers

    Oil du olives, vinegar, salt and pepper....

    Slice everything thin and let sit in the fridge for a few hours?



    Done?

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    All sounds fantastic! Are those tomatoes stolen, Richard? I've heard they taste better.

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    I'm not doing so good right now. How about all of you going on the road trip and landing on my doorstep???
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slick
    I'm not doing so good right now. How about all of you going on the road trip and landing on my doorstep???

    Sounds good to me! Come on gang..........
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    We have packed up the salad and the bar and we are on our way!

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    Slick, DONE!

    One doorside party delivered.

    Anyone for some coffee? (spiked or otherwise)

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    Slick? Honey? Are you sure your doorstep is strong enough for all of us to land on it at once? I mean, the little formerly-blue-now-orange-again kitten is only a few pounds by now, but some of us, Orc, included, might make your poor doorstep crumble, espcially if we all "land" in one thump!

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    What will the neighbours say as we all trudge up in the middle of the night bearing spiked coffee and stolen tomato salad?

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    Slick, good to see you feeling so good! It will be a pleasure landing on your doorstep!

    Meantime, I'll take a cup of coffee with a splash of something, please.

    Hope everybody else is doing okay today. Me, I am doing okay.

    Willie

    Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!

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    mmmmm Give me an El Bueño to start.




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