Murder, fruit salad and a Dance competition.

[Killearn Kitties]

If I tried that, it would resemble the shower scene from Psycho, and the blood would not be from a cat.

[Barbara]

For some reason I think you smelling of tropical fruit salad is as hilarious as thinking of the Edster. At least Eddie- whether he likes it or not- looks like a cat princess

[dionne]

HAHAHAHA!! oh wow, richard!! that was HILARIOUS!! this is as good as your haiku!! i'd say you should've taken pictures, but a picture of your poor kitty angered and smelling like a fruit salad is more than enough!! i think if you had pix, i'd probably hurt myself from laughing so hard!!

and you are a great writer! that was FANTASTIC!