I don't know about "how strange" it looked. YOU GET HIT BY A CAR and lay on the side of the road in the sweltering heat as you die - and we'll check out how contorted your facial expressions may be!!!
Also as someone mentioned, decomposition, rigomortis and swelling/bloating can change your otherwise appealing mug! But sad as the death may be, the idea of an unyet discovered genus or mystery beast is quite alluring.
I would seriously like to start a Yeti sighting somehwere near my hometown.
SERIOUSLY, I am not joking.
Get me a big ol' hairy suit. Make some gi-nourmous molded playtex feet coverings to strap onto my boots (so I can leave lots of footsprints in fresh mud to later be examined). Take giant strides so I leave prints that look like I'm a taller creature. Carry with me something like elephant poop (no maybe like horse poop - elephant poop would probably be kinda hard to readily find) and drop it around here and there (of course near my footprints). Find the craziest and most eccentric neighbor I know (one that already believes in UFOs, alien beings and crop circles - hey... that sounds like my Mother-in Law) and hang out in front of her kitchen window until I am absolutely sure "she has seen me".
The possibilities are endless. This would be good for the community! Bring people together, give them common interests and bring in tourism - boosting the economy. ALL GOOD THINGS....
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