Mystery creature

**IRescue452** · 08-18-2006, 01:06 PM

Its a chupacabra. Wait, even more rare, its the last of the turnspit breed! It does fit the description for a turnspit and those legs look like it could turn a wheel. I see poodle in it, even in the skinny muzzle, though it should be longer. I don't see chow rottie or pittie.

**BOBS DAD** · 08-18-2006, 01:30 PM

I don't know about "how strange" it looked. YOU GET HIT BY A CAR and lay on the side of the road in the sweltering heat as you die - and we'll check out how contorted your facial expressions may be!!!

Also as someone mentioned, decomposition, rigomortis and swelling/bloating can change your otherwise appealing mug! But sad as the death may be, the idea of an unyet discovered genus or mystery beast is quite alluring.

I would seriously like to start a Yeti sighting somehwere near my hometown.

SERIOUSLY, I am not joking.

Get me a big ol' hairy suit. Make some gi-nourmous molded playtex feet coverings to strap onto my boots (so I can leave lots of footsprints in fresh mud to later be examined). Take giant strides so I leave prints that look like I'm a taller creature. Carry with me something like elephant poop (no maybe like horse poop - elephant poop would probably be kinda hard to readily find) and drop it around here and there (of course near my footprints). Find the craziest and most eccentric neighbor I know (one that already believes in UFOs, alien beings and crop circles - hey... that sounds like my Mother-in Law) and hang out in front of her kitchen window until I am absolutely sure "she has seen me".

The possibilities are endless. This would be good for the community! Bring people together, give them common interests and bring in tourism - boosting the economy. ALL GOOD THINGS....

**zippy-kat** · 08-18-2006, 03:54 PM

Hey, I live less than 2 hrs from Roswell, I can send an alien your way -- but you're on your own for Elvis.

**CathyBogart** · 08-18-2006, 05:13 PM

As for the "horrible stench", perhaps the dog had gangrenous wounds.

**DJFyrewolf36** · 08-18-2006, 08:42 PM

Poor dog...I wouldn't be scared at all.

**sparks19** · 08-19-2006, 12:05 AM

You wouldn't be afraid of a feral dog? I would.

**Karen** · 08-19-2006, 12:08 AM

I wouldn't be afraid of a dead feral dog! I do not have a very good sense of smell, so would have been able to stand the smell longer than others, likely. And yes, folks, things that are dead and have been lying in the sun? They do smell bad.