Tabitha: "Meowmie, why is Sasha always chasing me every time I move? Can
I lay on your lap/in your arms/on your head? I love to cuddle wif
you!"

"Sasha, would you just LEAVE ME ALONE? Life was so much easier
before YOU came along. I could go anywhere I please, and not have
to worry about someone chasing me! But you know, I do kind of like
you, when you aren't bugging me!"

Sasha: "Ohhh, here comes Tabitha, I think I will chase her! Wanna play
Tabby?"